Superstars (tight shorts available on Ebay or Daves old goalkeepers shorts) A Round with Allis Its A Knockout (Stuart Hall . . .HAHA AHHA HA HA HAA AHAA HAHA HAHA AHHA HA HA HAA AHAA HAHA HAHA AHHA HA HA HAA AHAA HAHA HAHA AHHA HA HA HAA AHAA HAHA HAHA AHHA HA HA HAA AHAA HAHA HAHA AHHA HA HA HAA AHAA HAHA HAHA AHHA HA HA HAA AHAA HAHA HAHA AHHA HA HA HAA AHAA HAHA HAHA AHHA HA HA HAA AHAA HAHA . . . the Germans fell in the Water . . . HAHA AHHA HA HA HAA AHAA HAHA HAHA AHHA HA HA HAA AHAA HAHA HAHA AHHA HA HA HAA AHAA HAHA HAHA AHHA HA HA HAA AHAA HAHA HAHA AHHA HA HA HAA AHAA HAHA)
Peter Allis! Even if you couldn't stand golf - that bloke just has a way with words! Very entertaining!
That could be a good shout for the best commentator skipper. As you said, he just made people want to listen even if they didn't know anything about golf. Do you know why Golf is called Golf? It's because all the other 4 lettered words were taken
Talking of commentators, the late Brian Johnson was absolutely brilliant on Test Match Special (it was on radio 4 then) Him and Aggers were hilarious. The cricket was secondary!!!!!!!!!!!! Classics like Botham getting out for hitting wicket with leg - Jonners 'he was out for failing to get his leg over' Absolute legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only fire crew never to have had to put out a fire. And that bloody band only knew one tune. No wonder they only had one listener in front of the bandstand.
Red dwarf just filmed a new series. It's gonna be on dave, seen some of the sets and things looks like they're doing it properly, hope it's as good.
I believe there was one cricket commentator, during an England v WIndies series who said "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willie"
I remember reading somewhere that that was prepared beforehand, just waiting for the right occasion !
Yeah ... Boo!!!! Love the Jonno and Aggers ones, like the 'legover' mentioned above: [video=youtube;3k0qZDdfvZk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k0qZDdfvZk[/video]
Ah but they did stop a fire... Chippy Minton's rocking horse, with his life savings inside, accidentally got put on a bonfire and the fire brigade saved the day.