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Booking A Holiday

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by User Deleted, Mar 13, 2012.

  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    For the summer with the mrs. cant decide where to go,either in europe or further afeeld.

    any suggestions? anybody booked up yet?

    was looking at australia earlier but the flites are extortionate, not ruling it out though. i like crete so was thinking of there too.
     
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  2. Null

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    Cuba - Valadero
     
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  3. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    i suggested cuba - she ruled it out :(
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Afghanistan is lovely at this time of year, the Poppy Fields are in full bloom and you can have your pickings as long as you wear your anti landmine boots.
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Who wears the trousers in your house Beale?
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Exactly. Man up and put her in her place by taking her to Afghanistan.
     
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  7. User Deleted

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    i wear the trousers in my house - i dont live with her :D

    i dont want to go to afghanistan right <grr>
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Prague. Beautiful city, with high end hookers if you need them.

    Cuba is top class. Strange though and the missus didn't like it. Particularly when a brazen hussy of a whore approached me while sitting down for a meal with the lass and offered her services. Missus was not impressed. The women were hot.
     
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  10. Sam Axe

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    I suggest taking her to Syria. That's gonna be a lovely place once the UK/US clean it up <whistle>
     
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  11. User Deleted

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    cheers sw6
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Don't go to Scotland

    You can't drink, smoke or **** the pope anymore
     
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  13. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    They hate nig-nogs there.

    Please stop stealing my life.
     
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  14. User Deleted

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    **** off jim <laugh>
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I got solicited by a hooker when on my Honeymoon in Paris as we were walking into our Hotel. The hooker didny care the missus was with me. The missus thought it was funny. <laugh>
     
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  16. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    You **** off.

    rgds

    Jim
     
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  17. Null

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    Then's she a ****in idiot ...
     
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  18. User Deleted

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    **** up pud dont you dare talk about my burd like that again
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Who, Kirsten?

    I won't hear a word against her either. <grr>

    A better gobbler of spunk I have yet to come across.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Kick his **** in, bealy. He stepped over the line there. <laugh>
     
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