Basically the real army are quite busy so who should defend the Falklands? a The Barmy Army b The English Defence League c Chrissy Powell's Red and White Army d Prince William's Face http://sendawaythetigers.co/2012/03/13/the-falklands-sticking-the-knife-in/
The Argies. I'm sure we could trust them enough to contract out the defensive requirements of the islands to them.
If the Argie army had all women recruits, i'd take one for the team and volunteer to take them all on single handed. please log in to view this image It would be a tough assignment, but i think i'm more than capable.
I've had a good think about this and I revert back to my previous answer. Send in the newslady's paps
And you guys claim to be football fans. Shame on you. There has to be a goal keeper among the arses, there are 11 of 'em kitted up.
The two-pronged task force please log in to view this image These probably aren't the actual task force boobs but they're suitable for illustration purposes. please log in to view this image