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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bazray is a wise man. Just ask Suarez dribbling <ok> <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 12, 2012
  2. Bloody Wanker

    Bloody Wanker Active Member

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    Where's the other nutjob. Kingkennysavedpacketsoftea or whatever his name was.

    He's nowhere to be seen since the weekend...
     
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    Bloody Wanker, Mar 12, 2012
  3. suarezlfc

    suarezlfc Active Member

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    He's Tinie Tempah's promoter, so he'll probably be on tour or something.
     
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    suarezlfc, Mar 12, 2012
  4. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Alan, Mar 12, 2012
  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I have concluded that UTD will finish higher in the league than Liverpool :)
    and Bazray is still bonkers, unlike me.
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Mar 12, 2012
  6. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Trying to dodge the £100 he will owe me at some point in the next month <ok>
     
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    Swarbs, Mar 12, 2012
  7. suarezlfc

    suarezlfc Active Member

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    I bet you half a bog roll and a used condom that they won't.
    You'll lose your next 10 games, leaving you on 67 points. We'll win 9 and draw 2 of our remaining 11 and finish on 68.
    Newcastle will win the league.
     
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    suarezlfc, Mar 12, 2012
  8. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I raise that bet to 4 used condoms 4 hamsters and a naked picture of Alan :)
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Mar 12, 2012
  9. suarezlfc

    suarezlfc Active Member

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    I was gonna say no, but the last bit got me. Deal.
     
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    suarezlfc, Mar 12, 2012
  10. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Can't believe that shower of **** I watched tonight have a shot at coming 3rd. How rubbish must the rest be?!

    Where the **** did all that stoppage time come from by the way?
     
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    Depay Sound, Mar 12, 2012

  11. suarezlfc

    suarezlfc Active Member

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    Where do you think? At least 7 Arsenal players are on the deck at any given time. They're made of glass.
    And the rest are really ****. That includes us, obviously.
     
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    suarezlfc, Mar 12, 2012
  12. Sign Da Ting

    Sign Da Ting Well-Known Member

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    When you have oscar worthy actors like Suarez rolling around on the floor for most of the game, you have no room to speak.
     
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    Sign Da Ting, Mar 12, 2012
  13. Alan

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    <grr>. :mad:
     
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    Alan, Mar 12, 2012
  14. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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  15. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    One of the lads, Mar 13, 2012
  16. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Wow. It took Wenger 14 years to get to the "it doesn't matter that we're **** cos we make profits" stage. Dalglish has managed it in about 14 months <ok>
     
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    Swarbs, Mar 13, 2012
  17. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    Only 9 more pages till we reach 1000 pages on the banter thread.
     
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    Alan, Mar 13, 2012
  18. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    That will take years at the rate this thread has been going over the last few days.

    Seems posters have abandoned thread recently <ok>
     
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    KingEric07., Mar 13, 2012
  19. BCR

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    [video=youtube;Jpoki4wBwtA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpoki4wBwtA[/video]
     
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    BCR, Mar 13, 2012
  20. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    Should pick up soon. I say we will reach 1000 pages within 2 weeks.
     
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    Alan, Mar 13, 2012
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