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20 year old suggestivelyl smears yoghurt on herself in Asda and gets barred

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I want a shot of that wee Lauren one that was slagging it right up last time I saw it.

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    ...and her maw <ok>

    I'd pump the tumour out of it.



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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 12, 2012
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    Oooft....Sticky gusset...

    Back in a bit.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm a smoker so that's a plus in her favour, hopefully it's menthol. <ok>
     
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    <laugh> <laugh>.
     
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Dirty cow, she'd get well Mullered. Not the kind of Activiaty you'd expect from a celebrity though.
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 12, 2012
  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Mar 12, 2012
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It would after I ate her clunge oot.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 12, 2012
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    It's only monday but that may well end up as being post of the week<laugh>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Oh my. Wee bit flat in the tit dept but I can overlook that in her case.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 12, 2012
  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I'd need to do the maw first cause I'd be far 2 tired after shaggin' that wee lauren I could lock her in a room for a week and no get bored <maddiefritzl>
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    But what if one of the side-effects of her particularly strange cancer was insatiable cock-lust?

    I reckon Big Tania would tire you out long before wee Lauren.

    The only safe bet is to horse both of them in front of each other <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 12, 2012
  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>

    If only there was such a side-effect <MDhangingaboutoutsidecancerward>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Mar 12, 2012
  13. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Is it just me that would pump this wee thing?

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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 12, 2012
  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Makes the wax strip redundant as well.

    If these unsubstantiated FACTS about cancer are true,



    Mon the tumours <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 12, 2012
  15. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Last time i seen her she was about 14 so no.

    However if she is indeed now legal tender then <ok>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Mar 12, 2012
  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Unsurprisingly, no.

    I'd pump most of the Eastenders cast.

    Probably better to start low and see if anyone else is that depraved, I suppose.

    I would ride the one that used to be married to the Quadrophenia guy

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    I bet she'd tongue your poopchute without even being asked.

    Dirty cow <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 12, 2012
  17. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Aye she's 20 in real life, I think her character in Eastenders is much younger though, 16 or something
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 12, 2012
  18. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Right, own up. Who would?
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 12, 2012
  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Anything you stick in that, you're losing.

    A growler like a wounded bulldog, I'm betting.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 12, 2012
  20. Fabulous Fabio

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    Let's go one better
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 12, 2012
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