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  1. overseasTOON

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    Shola Ameobi eventually opts to call time on his playing career with Newcastle United aged 37 and retires from the game having broken Shearers scoring record and winning the World Cup with Nigeria. The eternally grateful crowd celebrated after his final game when the globally renowned number 9 shirt was lofted into the stadium environs to be retired for ever as no-one would ever be able to break his astounding achievement.


    Carlsberg don’t do lager so they certainly can’t do premonitions.

    Two weeks to the next game, eh?

    Christ on a bike…

    Your premonitions sponsored by a sub standard lager manufacturer are?
     
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    May 2012 - James Perch name Premier League Player of the Year

    Stella Artois don't do premonitions, they do lager that makes you kick the **** out of your wife.
     
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    Steve Bruce wins beauty contest

    Tesco Value lager don't do premonitions. But the do make lager that tastes like piss
     
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  4. Wein14

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    In the year 2015 Nile Ranger graduates from Cambridge University with a First in English Language. White Lightning don't do premonitions, but they do do nuclear fall-out in a bottle.
     
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    <laugh> rep
     
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  6. overseasTOON

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    August 2018:

    The English FA are delighted to announce in conjunction with the Vatican; the beatification of Joey Barton.

    &#8220;It&#8217;s with great satisfaction that our constant campaigning for Joey Barton to be recognised as the patron saint of footballers has finally come to fruition&#8221; a spokesperson from the FA confirmed.

    Tennants Super Extra really is like meths in a can.
     
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  7. Wein14

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    <laugh> <laugh><laugh> <laugh> I really hope i can rep this!

    EDIT: As expected, i must spread around...
     
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    I seem to get this message all the time now.

    I'm going to award points to Boro fans for simply posting to see if that helps the spreading around...
     
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  9. Wein14

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    I haven't been on all weekend, and I've repped one person today (not you, incidentally) so i dont get it.

    I think i'll join you, god knows they'll need it!
     
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    I couldn't find a Boro supporter :(

    They were all Watford fans on that match thread.
     
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    May 2016:Steven Ireland captains Newcastle United to a historical Premiershp and Champions League double.Asked what brought the magnificent achievement about he replied "I told the lads that 'GUINNESS IS GOOD FOR NEW' and we never looked back."
     
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    Had a look for myself and the most rep-worthy thing i saw was this... <doh> Doesn't help!!
     
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    And whch Boro fans did you have in mind or have I missed something?
     
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    2500 posts, rep!

    I think he was just hoping for some sewer rat or 2 to rep. But even they've gone now <rose>
     
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    Thanks for pointing that out Wein, I hadn't noticed.

    Drinks all round and rep back. <cheers>

    <ale><ale><ale><ale><ale><ale><ale><ale>
     
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    Yep.

    Might nip over to the Sunderland board to award rep and see if they can live amongst the other unwashed with the shame of being praised :)
     
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    I tried on the Plymouth board, but that's baron as well... Cant give the Mackems any, might go onto the Spurs board and try and fish through the **** for a reputable post or 2.
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    I suppose we could all go over and have a pish up.
     
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    I'm hungry though and I'm guessing there aren't many decent places to eat over there as they seem to come over here for a bite.
     
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    Used to be a decent little Italian restuarant beside the bus station, not been in that area for ages though so it probably won't be there now.
     
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