I hate Sunderland football club

It's totally rubbish.

The Mackems are a generally disgusting bunch who prefer to wear their deck-chair coloured shirts to the pub to watch the game.

It is an established fact that no Mackem fan has yet discovered under-arm deodorant, soap, toothpaste or mouthwash.

Why is it that every Mackem looks like there is another Mackem trying to escape from the inside?

I would be grateful for any Sunderland/Mackem related comments that any of you may have...

 

They are vile. Just look at the place, barely developed and the majority live under the poverty line and work for pizza delivery companies.

They get their jollies by getting a 'bite', which tends to occur when they lose an argument.

To think they are better than they are, but we are in a relegation battle, 2 points behind them. Instead of a successful season, they are in another relegation battle.

Their board is boring, they have no idea how to have a laugh.

Their obsession with us is laughable, yes, this is on our board, but it's rare, it's a daily occurrence for them to cry about us.

They actually believe they have better fans than us, whereas infact they have only taken full allocations 3 times this season, and took only 600 to Chelsea. Not to mention the **** home crowds with a **** atmosphere, watching yesterday, they sang more songs about us than their own team.

They cause more trouble than us at derby games, running on the pitch and attacking our players.

They **** over Ellis Short and Niall Quinn, yet those 2 people hate their fans for not turning up and the longer it happens, Short will be gone. 3 big injuries yesterday as well but of course, all will be ok because they have Bramble.

Whatever life they live, they always come crawling to Newcastle. To shop, to explore, to learn, to go on holiday.

Sunderland, the main word is in the name, under, always UNDER Newcastle.

Now watch them bite...

 

****er

 

One.

 

I feel an avalanche of abuse is about to descend

 

Aye but they have such a tremendous glass museum!

 

Oh of course, not to mention a big swimming pool next to the ground where the extra 12,000 fans went to drown themselves yesterday.

 

I'm hating Liverpool and Stoke almost as much as Sunderland these days. In fact, my dislike for the mackems has sort of drifted off temporarily as I focused my disgust on these two infuriating teams.

 

How can you hate Liverpool? I mean a team which plays with so much grace! Against Braga they were using 2 well known masters of the 'Beautiful Game' in Carroll and N'Gog.

Dont beleive me? Well what about this guy...

Argue you cant.

 

Wein, must you speak like such a peasant, surely it would be:

Argue you cannot!

 

Sorry for not biting, just wanted to say thank you to the Newcastle fans who took up my invite to visit our board yesterday for some good banter, it was appreciated.

 

I was doing my Yoda impression, of course I know the correct term's to use. I'm not a Mackem!

 

Almost as if to prove my point - the mackem intellect on display...

 

Brilliant! Rep!

 

The mackems biggest problem is that they get more pleasure from seeing us lose than they do from seeing their own team win. I you look at their user names or signatures on any forum there will be an abnormal amount of references to NUFC, whereas on our forums there are relatively few references to them.

All this "top team in the NE" rubbish and "6 easy points" that they come out with is hilarious. They don't actually believe any of it but seem to hope that if they say it often enough it might just come true, and conversely, they try so desperately to tell us that the humiliation that they suffered in the derby games didn't really mean anything.

I think that Steve Bruce epitomises the Mackems. he told us that he would have his song ready for us when they won the derby at the stadium of ****e. He told us that they would have their revenge, but when the day came they bottled it, as expected, and celebrated getting 1 point from 6 as if they had won the Champoins League.

They are having one of their best seasons for years and yet their attendences are falling. Somehow they managed to fill their ground for yesteday's game and, as their own fans have said, the atmosphere was ****e, and people left early.

If they lose the next 2 games, we shall start to hear the shouts of "Bruce Out"

We all know that our club has it's problems, and we worry about what Mike Ashley may do next, but we can always rely on having a bloody good laugh at our soap dodging neighbours, have you ever seen a mackem in Milan?

 

Apart from two games a year I really couldn't give an airborne fornication between two consenting adults about them.

 

Ironically, a rarely used word in them parts. (And, truth be told, these boards! )

But i completely agree, at the end of the season if we finish above them, bonus. Finish below them, oh well, always next year!

 

Is that because you're Scottish? ...

 

Yep.

Haggis naturally combats the emotion known as pity.

 

They had to do the 2 discount tickets with every season ticket deal to sell out and as we all know a mackem loves a bargain