Got my dog this weekend

As well as my sister coming to visit, the dug is coming too. Should be interesting taking the pooch along to football with me on Sunday. She's aff her nut and will be sprinting towards me all the time, especially when I've got the ball.

Cracking wee dug though, think I'll see if I can keep her for a bit

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what do you call a dog without a spade?

dawn french

 

I hear she's single now. I know she is a complete howler but those are massive tits. I'd pump her but wouldnt tell anyone about it.

 

its a shame for lenny because thanks to the japanese there are'nt plenty more whales in the sea

 

I'd do her and sell the story to the papers

"Dawn French said mine was bigger than Lenny's"

 

lenny must be packin heat if hes managin to penetrate that fanny thro they cheeks. ad just be gettin a bumcheek ride

 

Did you see their wedding photos.She looked no bad,WTF happened.

 

She lost 7 stone for the wedding so she didnt look like a fat **** in the photos she reckons

Yet she is happliy the size of a house on the telly for years - she'll probably see more repeats of her on the TV than she will look back on her wedding album for **** sake!!! Stupid fat bint

 

7 stone FFS she should have kept a least 4 of that off and she would have been fine.Its not difficult Dawn,STOP ****ING EATING.