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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by joe harts dance instructor, Mar 9, 2012.

  1. joe harts dance instructor

    joe harts dance instructor Member

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    Is 5 minutes fast, FFS SORT IT OUT!
     
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    joe harts dance instructor, Mar 9, 2012
  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Update:

    1. TFWNN is The Fan With No Home

    2. Tina still has ****ty feet

    3. Bib + Meg Lauder = Mega-Thread

    4. Are Rangers dead yet?
     
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    VenomPD, Mar 9, 2012
  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    aye but what have i missed?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Mar 9, 2012
  4. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Your death

    You won't be ronery any more. You can have great parties with Hitler, Stalin, Saddam and the rest
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Mar 9, 2012
  5. paparevolution

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    well first the earth cooled then the dinosaurs came, they got wiped out then it was mans turn and now they want gay marriages
     
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    paparevolution, Mar 9, 2012
  6. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    The toilet bowl.
     
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    Cyclonic, Mar 9, 2012
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Me? My wit? My sparkling repartee? That oh so deliciously sublte innuendo between us?
     
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    Gambol, Mar 9, 2012
  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    and the rampant anal strap on sex sessions, wait sorry thought you were tina for a minute.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Mar 9, 2012
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I thought you were tina.

    What the **** is going on around here?
     
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    Gambol, Mar 9, 2012
  10. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    we are all tina
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Mar 9, 2012

  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Tina was killed when British forces tried to rescue her in Nigeria.....

    I might be getting Tina confused with someone else. Don't quote me on this one.
     
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    VenomPD, Mar 9, 2012
  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sorry.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 9, 2012
  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Actually isn't Tina that Labour MP who nutted the Tory?
     
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    VenomPD, Mar 9, 2012
  14. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    hes my MP <laugh>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Mar 9, 2012
  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Get him voted back in. The best part of that story is that he stuck the head in the Tory-boy for no apparently reason.
     
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    VenomPD, Mar 9, 2012
  16. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    according to the local rag he stood up, shouted im ****ing sick of this place its full of ****ing tories and stuck the head in one of them. <laugh>
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Mar 9, 2012
  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    A proper Scotsman. Like that **** who drank all the wine, pished in the bin on Big Brother and escaped over the wall because they were showing the England/Nigeria game as a "treat"
     
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    VenomPD, Mar 9, 2012
  18. Erik

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    .<laugh>
     
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    Erik, Mar 9, 2012
  19. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> forgot about that mad bastard
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Mar 9, 2012

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