The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

What? The Eccles Cake is cultured? Not a chance. Probably about as cultured as Swarbs This inter-team fraternisation has to stop. It's unhealthy. Apart from the planned piss up with me, Sky, Eric (Dave), Swarbs, Tunns and anyone else who wants to come

 

How would I know! I can confirm that he's not gay either. Does have some good lookin kids though. Didn't show me a pic of his wife in case I got too excited.

 

I was babysitting with her.

Shes very nice.

 

Did you ram her?

 

Nope,i made her a nice cup of tea.

 

erm ............ what piss up is this?

 

I thought you wanted to come. It must have been Rufflad or some other manc twat. APART FROM COMAS OR NO ONE FAMOUS

 

You coming on the piss up then Tunns ?

I think it was Ruff who said he would try

 

Good. She's had quite enough ramming thank you, what with the three kids.

There will be no more.

 

I would come, but I am in China

 

Yeah, will try but got a few things that might prevent it.

Plan ahead and I'll see if I can join in.

 

if i can sort things sammy i'd gladly come up and show those mickeys how to down JD winchester stylee ...... then i'll shag their woman and drink their beer - whoa oh whoa oh oh oh!

 

It'll be a little while yet. Sky has some unpleasant sh1t to deal with and it's not clear how long that will take.

Cue sweats with the reference to sh1t

 

Well I have been rather busy today.. Training padawan on how to be a slimy self righteous estate agent..

He is doing reasonably well thus far..

 

Mornin all, **** weather at the moment, rainy and gloomy. Should be a good game with you lot and Bilbao, I look forward to watching the basques and one of our ex players in mikel san jose!

 

Getting pissed off at the threads that are still being created on the Suarez incident.

 

Most of the estate agents I know are in this particular category

 

whatever Sheldon!

 

Must be on your board then because there's only one thread about it on ours.

 

There is one and ours and one on yours Dave

EDIT : On ours anyone who disagrees with Christian is being called a 'bigot' by him