Why does everybody place so much emphasis on assists? Suppose the assister places the ball at another forwards feet and he fluffs it like Torres and his open goal miss? I suppose the corner kick taker has done a fantastic job by kicking the ball and a player heads it in. Robbie Keane makes a simple pass for Bale to score a fifty yard run against Inter and the assist is something remarkable is it? Isn't an assist just a normal part of the match? What's to mention about an assist? Bale dived against Arsenal so the penalty was the ref's assist. I'll say again that once the ball has left the assisters foot it's out of his control and up to whomsoever he passes it. So he provides a brilliant pass and the forward misses or so he provides a brilliant pass and the forward scores....so what? Who provided the assist for Bale's first goal against Inter? It was Bale that did the hard work wasn't it? Some assists are a simple pass of 5 yards for the scorer to tap in from 4,oh brilliant. Lennon crossed for Saha's deflection,oh wonderful. Immature? No,just observant.