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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Drunk Nev, Mar 20, 2011.

  1. Drunk Nev

    Drunk Nev New Member

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    awrite lads. back fae norway. absolute ****ehole. wits the point in havin money if ye canny spend the it?
     
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  2. Drunk Nev

    Drunk Nev New Member

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    RL answer me ya drunkin bum
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    you could invest it in setting up a football based forum on the internet ?

    thought you were going to perth ?
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> Did you enjoy the Norwegian "food" Nev? <boakmuir>

    The first ever darker I did on a boat was a Norwegian one, for dinner they served smelly Scandi-cheese on toast with a pineapple ring and slice of ham on it and called it a "Hawaiian Pizza"
     
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  5. Drunk Nev

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    am goin to perth in august RL. been put back a month. Visa is sorted.

    Venom norway is ****ing crap. no matter what anyone says, its crap. runny jobbies every day. 8 quid a pint. stick it up ur skandinavian arse.

    am off to oz. oil oil oil. pipe drawings = walk in the park
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Where can I get one of those Gregg Wylde agricultural haircuts? After he ripped the Celtic defence a new one yesterday, I want to get one in tribute.
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    want to join my east coast celtic supporters club ?
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Never tried Norgy scoff but the Dutch are just as bad, I stayed in a Dutch Army barracks once and for breakfast we got one teabag in a pot for 8, some bread (about 12 slices between 8 of us) and peanut butter and cold salami.

    No wonder they are all skinny as ****
     
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  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Norwegian wood......isnt it good ?
     
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  10. BolloBollo

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    I once raped a girl or should I say, she once raped me?
     
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  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I've never had any problem with the quantity of Dutch food, it's just so ****ing bland. The only saving grace is that there's plenty Indonesian food about due to their colonial past.
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    she showed me her womb.....
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's true, there are Thai resturaunts and supermarkets all over Holland. Unfortunately this was 30 years ago and I thought a Thai was something you wore.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Womb with a view. Great movie.
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Womb at the top ? oh stop it !!
     
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  16. supermong

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    No womb man no cry....
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    RL, surely Perth is on the west coast anyway?!
     
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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    In the jungle the mighty jungle there's a hysterectomy tonight

    Womb Away, Womb Away, A Womb Away <whistle> <whistle>
     
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  19. BolloBollo

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    true , but a bit of bolivian marching powder and Nev could go walkabout , get over to the east for the big games
     
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