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What is the worst job in football?

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, Mar 7, 2012.

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What is the worst job in football?

  1. Manager at Chelsea FC

  2. Suarez's kit man (especially if you are black)

  3. Manager of England

  4. Whinger's PR agent

  5. Queen Kenny's interpreter

  6. Other (please specify in your post)

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  1. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    In another thread that I started today, I referred to the manger's job at Chelsea as being the worst in football, but that got me thinking as to whether or not that was actually true. Hence, this poll.

    What is considered to be the worst job in football?

    I don't profess to claim that my poll is an exhaustive list, which is why I have allowed an "other" option, so that posters can put forward any other job, not listed, that they consider to be the worst job in football.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 7, 2012
  2. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Being England manager. As far as I recollect, at least no Chelsea manager has been turned into a turnip yet by the tabloids. Plus, of course, being Chav manager usually means getting paid a fortune for just a few months work ;)
     
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    NSIS, Mar 7, 2012
  3. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    Being manager of Chelsea is the best job in football. Billions of pounds to spend and then millions of pounds to lay on a beach somewhere when it goes disastrously wrong (like finishing second in the league)
     
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    SpursDisciple, Mar 7, 2012
  4. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    True, HD.

    Plus, I'm betting that Kenny's interpreter is on a YTS contract.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 7, 2012
  5. The Strawberry Syrup Man

    The Strawberry Syrup Man Well-Known Member

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    Being SuperJackWilshere with the knowing knowledge you are an utter ****
     
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    The Strawberry Syrup Man, Mar 7, 2012
  6. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal Forum Moderator

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    This board is in English, please post as such.
     
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    SpursDisciple, Mar 7, 2012

  7. The Strawberry Syrup Man

    The Strawberry Syrup Man Well-Known Member

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    Quit stalking me
     
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    The Strawberry Syrup Man, Mar 7, 2012
  8. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Nothing wrong with a bit of Knowing knowledge ;)
     
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    NSIS, Mar 7, 2012
  9. superal

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    Best - Chelsea manager for reason above

    Worst - England manager
     
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    superal, Mar 7, 2012
  10. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest



    Is that you, Yoda?

    "A strange one, this is!"
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 7, 2012
  11. Bald Archie

    Bald Archie Not606 Official Lurker

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    yoda.jpg
     
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    Bald Archie, Mar 7, 2012
  12. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Haha!

    Very good <laugh>
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Mar 7, 2012
  13. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    The worst job has to be Somebody Who Is Expecting Wages From Glasgow Rangers FC...
     
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    humanbeingincroydon, Mar 7, 2012
  14. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Being Everton's manager.
    No money to spend, yet the weight of expectation and the pressure to perform well every year.
    shit job.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Mar 7, 2012
  15. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    England manager, expected to work miracles with a limit bunch of players.
     
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    KingHotspur, Mar 7, 2012
  16. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Steward at Stamford Bridge. Spending a couple of hours of your life in close proximity to several thousand of Hammersmith's Finest can't be fun.
     
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    humanbeingincroydon, Mar 7, 2012
  17. The Mighty Thor

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    Choose between Bolton,Wolves and Blackburn. Teams which always get relegated after a few seasons in the top league.
     
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    The Mighty Thor, Mar 7, 2012
  18. shogs

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    True, Though you won't get sacked because Kenwright would be too stingy to pay any money to get rid. :cheesy:
     
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    shogs, Mar 7, 2012
  19. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That makes it worse!
    It's like Hell: you can never leave!
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Mar 7, 2012
  20. Arsenal4life

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    Harrys accountant is the worst
     
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    Arsenal4life, Mar 7, 2012
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