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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    What time is the big date tonight Dave ?
     
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    KingEric07., Mar 7, 2012
  2. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    Weird development today.. Got asked by a charity to see if we would rent one of our flats to a guy out the nick..

    Turns out the horrible **** is on the sex offenders register for kiddy fiddling.. Have told them where to go..
     
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    Sweats, Mar 7, 2012
  3. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    **** you Suarez!
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Mar 7, 2012
  4. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    A gentleman would never tell .............................................. so it's at XX.XXhrs :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    Foredeckdave, Mar 7, 2012
  5. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    Hey, take it or leave it, but satisfaction is most certainly guarenteed. <ok>
     
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    BCR, Mar 7, 2012
  6. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    You fisting your own ass again UIR? :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Jonesey, Mar 7, 2012
  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Suarez who?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 7, 2012
  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who?
     
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  9. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    One of the best pornstars of all time, who is now rail thin and I think married to Tito Ortiz ( UFC fighter)
     
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    BCR, Mar 7, 2012
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What??? <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 7, 2012

  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    She's a typical blonde bimbo porn-star, not my cup of tea.

    I prefer amateur porn - proper women, not plastic American tarts <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Mar 7, 2012
  12. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    I like mine o natural but you can't deny she was the tops back in the day. Virtual jenna, oh baby! <laugh>
     
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    BCR, Mar 7, 2012
  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    German granny groupsex <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 7, 2012
  14. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    Why German? The Italians are mostly peasants and appear to like doing everything together!
     
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    Foredeckdave, Mar 7, 2012
  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Is 'Suarez Dribbling' a German granny?

    I reckon there's a strong possibility he is.
     
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    Skylarker, Mar 7, 2012
  16. BCR

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    def starred in a german shizer film <ok>
     
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    BCR, Mar 7, 2012
  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I've starred in a few porn films <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Mar 7, 2012
  18. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    What was the title Sky? My Porno Nightmare maybe?
     
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    Foredeckdave, Mar 7, 2012
  19. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Humongous Cocks Volume 9 was my first <ok>
     
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    Skylarker, Mar 7, 2012
  20. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    Oh I see. They'd probably got down to the tiddlers by Volume 9 :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Foredeckdave, Mar 7, 2012
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