Shagging Someone You Shouldn't Have - Not For The Virgins (medro/md/un)

You should be so ****ing lucky!

 

Look at all the nosey bastards and guests looking in

 

Long time ago went out with my friends girlfriend whilst at college. Shagged in the car, park, train almost everywhere. Still went out with her when he found out and **** hit the fan.
Even worse 6 months later, shagged her sister behind her back before splitting up after she found out. Not good.

 

How does it go again? Those that spend their time talking about sex aren't getting any...

 

Virgins say that.

 

all those kids in cambodia, that's about it really.

 

Even the ones Brangelina adopted?

 

Judging by the time you spend on here talking about it, the last time you had sex was the day we liberated the Falkland Islands.

 

Go go's epic quote fail

 

Tina's epic sex fail.

<candles>

 

was in kushion in town eith the boys n my mate Peter Ferry's older sister came in with her pals, i was talkin to his sister at the bar (not even flirtin at this point) and Peter went ballistic and threw his wallet against the wall n stormed out, i pocketed the wallet and got a taxi home with his sister n pumped her, he was textin me all day the next day sayin he was goin to wreck me so i text him back and said come ahead and he shat it and apologised and asked for his wallet back

 

Oh that hurts

 

Your fingers must be getting numb Tina

Just think of me and youll gush in ecstacy.

 

http://www.itv.com/jeremykyle/be-a-guest/

This guy wants to speak to you

 

Projectile vomit you mean?

 

Leave ER alone. He's only having a wee laugh.

 

It will when you've not had sex in 30 years.


<crustycunt>

 

did someone do something bad to you?

Go on..let it all out

 

Never heard of him.

Does he present the football?

 

Women who cheat are whores

Men who cheat are the same sort who dont see there kids.

Thats what TV tells me.