(off topic) Siri, iPhone 4s

Maybe I am too easily amused, but I was made aware earlier this evening of the fact that the voice activation system 'Siri' (****ing genius, by the way... when it works) can actually be ridiculously amusing.

So, I asked Siri to call my mate earlier 'sorry, I can't do that...'

Annoying, standard....

So I say 'Siri, you are ****'.....

It says 'i'm sorry you feel that way, I try my best...'

'You are **** though' I say

'that's not kind (my name)' it says.

****ing hilarious, gutted nobody told me about this till today, I have wasted months of my life not using this!

If anyone is as easily pleased as me, then give it a punt and see what randomness you can get out of it.

(Yes, i have been drinking, but not much...)

 

Evry time I try to find a stream i tend to win a I phone 4 as luckily always the 999,999,999th visitor.

I have about 56 now but lost count after 2.

 

I have a HTC desire hd, ****in brill, but my Nokia Matrix pisses rings round it, pure unadulterated simplicity, paid £175 for the original donkeys years ago, purchased 2 off E Bay 12 months ago for £30, ones a Dutch sim card others got German sim card, very cheap simplicity. no more smart phone from now on. and so cheap to run.

 

I actually used to prefer phones that were just phones, but nowadays, I use nearly every feature on the thing, so I need one!

I just found it amusing that the people at Apple have programmed the phone to basically respond to you taking the piss out of it.

I'm waaaay too easily pleased.

Know a few lads with HTC's, very decent bits of kit.

 

I gave an HTC to my daughter. Had far too much on it for me like.

 

Ha,

It's fair to say I don't see the point of having a smartphone if you don't actually need one.

**** battery, connection blackspots....

 

There is some mad thing where if you ask Siri about hiring a hit man or needing some where to bury a body it gives you some mad answers. I love pissing about with it haha

 

Ha, i'll try this!

I'll get bored of it, but not for a while.

It's ****ing gold mate!

 

Tell Siri you need to hide a corpse

or who her daddy is

or if she will marry you

 

Reading this now on my HTC quality phone does everything the iPhone does (except respond to abuse) but much cheaper.

 

My girlfriends son spends more time pissing about with siri than he does talking to his mates. Mind you , some of his mates can't hold much of a conversation without grunting.

 

MM try and download the translator app for iphone (freebie one) it's great for swear words type the word in and play it strategically while your lass watches her favorite program.

 

Ha.

I like the sound of this, and i'm on it

I tried the 'just killed a man' thing, and asked me if i needed to find a quarry!

****ing excellent.