Shh just play along and I'll show you the technique and skill required to measure your nob against a PC monitor
I reckon its easier with an iPad but I'm pro so i don't use amateur techniques. That's no what she'll be saying.
ST's gonna come on here tomorrow thinking there's been some revelations re football and all he's gonna get is an education on soggy biscuiting
ER the soggy biscuit king is looking in We can expect some random abuse to be heading in some ****s direction any time now
rebel's ridiculous poppy scandal story is deed awready! deed awready! please log in to view this image
Oh look the boring bigots are sticking up for each other. Ciaran why don't you just rim rebel and get it over with? maybe share a soggy biscuit afterwards?