Even Dunfermline Don't Want You

Prrrrrrrick!!

 

everycunt measure yer dicks now! nae cheatin

you anaw tina

 

Ouch. And I thought we were coming to an understanding

 

Getting slow in yer auld age

Up ye!

 

Am 8 n a hawf inches

Any **** beat that?

 

Me!

 

I canny perform under such intense pressure.

Tina fancy headin' roond and givin us "wee" hand?

 

Aye and thats just the wan oan yer foreheid

 

I'd rather suck off a tramp.

 

Bring a ruler and a johnny (for novelty reasons) round with ye tae.

 

I'm a Catholic. How ****ing dare you.

 

I wasny planning on using it i don't believe in them <MDouttedasfenian>

 

Right MD get it told

Tiny Trev is 6 n a hawf, am 8 n a hawf

Whits it tae be?

 

Trev's got the girth of a 2l bottle of irn bru though. Yours is like a drinking straw.

 

I've nae ruler ya dafty

http://iruler.net/

6 and a hawf inches according to that ruler.

 

Did you put your willy up at your computer screen to measure it?

 

Did you place yer knob across the screen?

 

Aye how????

 

How the **** would you know?

 

Good thinking