Just about got my arse off a chubby bird on friday she wasny fat as **** though just a bit of puppy fat on her. We got ****ing kicked out the pub though
It wasn't our fault though some ****ing traveller wannabe started on one of my pals and as your aware the boys just out the jail so fighting really isn't a good idea thankfully the fat as **** bouncer that sooks the arseholes of the gypos kicked us out in time. ****e pub anyway.
Ye canny beat a wee chubster, don't want them pyoor fat but just a wee bit of meat on them Wis she good looking?
Aye she had a well nice face on her for a chubby bird nice pair of pappies tae needless to say i wasn't best pleased with what happened and we ended up going down the road and getting kb'd from the worst dance establishment in tayside so not really that much of a loss. Was out my ****ing face on ekkies though so whether or not i would've been able to get a stone cold stauner is debatable.
Naw that had floppy written all over it Too many wee slags about these days for my liking, am after a higher class of burd
Look tina, I know you want me darling, you've even described yourself there. Stop kidding yourself on and just pm me the details of when and where you're wanting pumped
I'm all for the slegs, give me a wee tart any day of the week over some over obsessive bird thats probably gonnae ruin yer life. Saying that i do try to keep away from birds that look any younger than 21 otherwise I'd need to ask them for ID **** ST hes no had his arse since tony blair was in power.
Trevor's wouldn't touch the sides. What chance do you think you've got with your wee tiddler? You haven't even got enough to make anal entry uncomfortable
I'm offended by your insinuations that I've a hole like the Clyde Tunnel. It's simply not true. <pelvicfloorexcercises>
