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Even Dunfermline Don't Want You

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Go G YellowScreen, Mar 5, 2012.

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  1. Go Go Yellowscreen

    Go Go Yellowscreen Member

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    That would slip in and out of Tina like a worm covered in oil entering a drain pipe <ok>
     
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    Go Go Yellowscreen, Mar 5, 2012
  2. Tina_old

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    I take exception to that <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 5, 2012
  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    **** sake, he's away back to sleep
     
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  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    No shes a ***** and i hope she dies.

    Incidentally your names not yvonne is it tina?
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Mar 5, 2012
  5. Tina_old

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    Measure it when he wakes up later on <whistle>
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 5, 2012
  6. Tina_old

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    No it's Tina, ya ****ing dipshit <doh>
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 5, 2012

  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I wish it was longer. Is there anything more annoying than when yer dick pops out a fanny mid shag? Good when ye have the guts to just slam it back in without using yer hands like a champ. <dangerthrusts>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 5, 2012
  8. Go Go Yellowscreen

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    ***** Alert <laugh>
     
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    Go Go Yellowscreen, Mar 5, 2012
  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Christina? i once shagged a fat bird on the bonet of her motor up kinnoull hill called christina.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Mar 5, 2012
  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Only with drink taken.
     
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  11. Tina_old

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    <laugh><laugh>

    You only just noticed? <laugh>

    Sure you did, virgin lips.
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 5, 2012
  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I have to agree with tina it really took you that long?

    Also tina do you own a corsa?
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Mar 5, 2012
  13. Go Go Yellowscreen

    Go Go Yellowscreen Member

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    Funny name for a motor.
     
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    Go Go Yellowscreen, Mar 5, 2012
  14. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Oh aye I've been there, me and my wee 4 incher :(
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 5, 2012
  15. Tina_old

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    No.
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 5, 2012
  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Must of been some other fat burd then.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Mar 5, 2012
  17. Tina_old

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    Probably yir maw.
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 5, 2012
  18. Go Go Yellowscreen

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    Mooooo
     
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  19. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    You pumped many fat burds?
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 5, 2012
  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I really umny that fussy man I've had my share aye.

    Better than shagging some anorexic bird.
     
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