Even Dunfermline Don't Want You

No, none at all. Lying on the internet does no good.

 

Awbdy else is talking about cock sizes and rebels still beelin' <insertgenericsmalldickjoke>

 

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Awbdy

Aye nae bother Oor Wullie

 

Piss off, ya little prick. You're not welcome here.

 

Feev aleev.

 

Scantied

Brings back memories. I always felt sorry for the wee group of fat ****s who all got changed in the same wee corner, trying to get changed as quickly as possible before some **** gets a look at their moobs and rips the pish

 

my dinner is ready.

I'm pretty sure it was about 7 inches last time I measure it, I'll confirm later, I might be wrong

 

I'll be waiting.

 

A wee burd (a nurse) I know told me your cock size can change depending on different factors, your mood and the time of day and **** like that

I put it to the test, in the morning I was 9 inches and later on at night I was 9 n a hawf

 

....and then you woke up

 

Aye, woke up next tae you and suddenly I lost my stauner

 

Your despicable language reminds me of my big cousin.

Shes had more cocks shoved in her mouth than hot meals tae.

 

Is she nice?

 

She's too young for you. She's only 45.

 

True, I like my 60 year olds. A year or two and you're fair game baby

 

16 centimeters

PS in my defence it wasnt a proper rock solid number

edit: 17 centimeters. just noticed the 0cm mark doesnt start at the start of the ruler.

 

What about girth

 

That's no bad Trev ya stud, it's about average I think