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Movie Reviews with Trevor

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 1, 2012.

  1. Tina_old

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    No, he paid for his ex-wife's tit job.

    Do keep up, sweetheart <doh>
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    ...and your titjob was paid for by your ex-husband

    2.5+2.5=5 <ok>
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So, Tina, doll, how you doin?
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    No, it was an ex boyfriend actually. Plus, I more than earned it by putting up with his poor performance in the bedroom<grr>

    My ex husband was a tight fisted prrrrick!!
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    <laugh><applause>*
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'll meet ye the night in Sommerfields by the feminine hygiene products. Better safe than sorry.
     
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    Which colour you going for?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    My local one's shut down. You'll need to let me know which one you'll be at.

    :bandit:
     
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  10. Erik

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    <laugh> It thinks it's been married!
     
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  11. Tina_old

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    <laugh><laugh>*
     
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  12. Erik

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    I'm not joking. You need to see a shrink. If ER offers you a number, ignore him, whoever he goes to has been no help to the ****
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    Trev's measuring his willy for me later!!
     
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  14. Erik

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    I work down a jam butty mine.
     
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  15. Tina_old

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    That's nice <confused>

    He can't find a tape measure big enough for his willy :grin:
     
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    Will this measurement be in a flacid state or fully erect ?
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    Both hopefully <laugh>
     
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    That's good, gives me a chance to compare. Just hope he's honest :D
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    His middle name's 'Honest'.
     
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  20. Erik

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    Fuck off, I'm not looking for your approval. I just had to get it off my chest.
     
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