Even Dunfermline Don't Want You

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Super is by far and away the best poster on this board ,who has watched his team for nearly 50 years,.He has forgotten more about football than you 3 clowns have ever known. I would be quite confident to sit next to super / hooper at a quiz night on Rangers , myself and hooper would win , imagine if the first round was on tainted titles , round 2 soft Rangers penalties ( that would take a wee while ) round 3 bias shown towards Rangers by sfa .

 

Away and chew on your dads pubes

 

Oh **** here's his boyfriend

Aye sit beside him for a quiz and feel him up all night ya auld queer

 

That's disgusting.

 

2 weird wums

 

what's that got to do with loyalty? starting as a newco in the SPL should never be allowed.

 

Trevor, how big's your willy?

 

want me to measure it? I'll do it

 

Go for it I want to see a picture of you holding a yard stick beside it or it didn't happen.

 

And then lie about the results.

<floppyorraging?>

 

I was gonna offer to talk dirty to him in pm to get it 'ard'.

 

I had to use one of those clicking metre wheels to measure the girth of mine

 

Hullo doll.

 

The real result + 2/3 inches, depends how small it is

 

I wont lie, no point really is there?

 

not if that team is in effect Rangers.

 

There was a guy at a house party that was challenged to show his cock. He was away for 5 minutes trying to get himself semi'd so it looked bigger. Came out proud as **** and got the pish ripped out of him

Also twins at my school and they were wee nerdy ****s. One got scantied in the changing room and had no pubes when he was 15. If he did then you wouldn't have been able to catch a glimpse of his 'weapon'. His brother got tarred with the same brush because they were identical twins <guiltbyassociation>