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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Sweats

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    Do it I'm actually quite enjoying it..

    I'd wouldn't mind a beach run either, though have you looked at the high intensity training?? Basically go down the beach run flat out for 30 seconds, slow jog 30 seconds then flat out sprint again.. Do that for ten mins a couple of times a week burns more body fat apparently <ok>
     
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  2. Chief

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    I'm going to have a look down Weston beach and find myself a suitable spot. Better for my shins, I've had shin splints before when I was playing too much squash and it's a proper ball ache.
     
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  3. Alan

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    Loving the sig <laugh>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Morning girls.There has been some bitching going on whilst I've been away. What happened to the humour? Anyway, was there any footie over the weekend? <doh>
     
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  5. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    yep cost a fortune that!


    ... still you never denied jizzing in your pants over United's goals you being such an ardent united fan!


    you know what denial truely says about a person?
     
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  7. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    No, I would not know. But I am sure you are going to tell me..........
     
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  8. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    season 5 of Supernatural on order Dean.

    It's really good now. How you getting on with it ? <ok>
     
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  9. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Cammy I'm still awaiting 3 from lovefilm, I have emailed them to get their **** together, or the else the winchesters will be paying a visit to sort them out! :)
     
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  10. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I'll bring the salt <ok>
     
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  11. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    well seeing as you asked i must admit when the third goal went I went to cocktail waitress of my local wine bar and promptly jizzed all over her tits!

    Now share .... you did see the match didn't you? and you did have at least a semi by the final whistle after your beloved man united won away ... again!
     
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  12. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    and me a zippo <cheers>
     
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  13. Manciniiiiiii

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    I had it on but fell asleep, United's anti-football and sideways and backwards passing made me nod off. Don't know what you lot are so cheerful about, anyone would think you have had some good news. Beating an under strengh Spurs team with the help of the ref<doh> City will win the prem and the Europa, we will win the F.A cup and already have the Carling cup.

    Doubles all round. Success tastes sweet!
     
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  14. Chief

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    Bloody hell, you'll be telling me that Liverpool didn't win four european cups by constantly passing back to the goalkeeper next.

    We're so happy because us winning yesterday has so clearly pissed you lot off as you somewhat stupidly assumed we'd struggle against Spurs. That's what's so hilarious.
     
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  15. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Yea, I thought Spurs would win, until I realised Harry and the ref had been bribed.

    Gareth Bale had a runny nose.

    United are a disgrace. Manchester 'Bribary Bungs' United
     
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  16. Manciniiiiiii

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    Arry ' hello'
    Slurgie 'is that you arry'
    Arry 'oh hello Sir Alex,'
    Slurgie ' listen, we hear your taking the England Job, do us a favour and leave Bale out and I'll have a chat with Scholes, see if we can get the boy at the euro's, no what i mean?'
    Arry 'Sure Fergie, we can have a nice glass of Claret after the game'
    Fergie ' deal'
     
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  17. I didn't watch the Spurs v Man Utd game but, IMO, whether they had a hat full of luck or not, just give them credit for going to WHL and getting the result they needed. Why make yourself look like a bitter...?
     
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  18. Sweats

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    Bore off will ya baz, you alone make this place ****.. Go an spout your anti united tripe on the main Liverpool board.. You are not remotely funny and have **** all to offer this thread.

    What cocktails were you on tunny?? I had a few cheeky Pisca sours on Friday night.. Very acceptable they were too.. Along with a few mojito's tried a raspberry mojito too.. Which I felt was a bit bazray really so won't be drinking those again.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The estate agents I know love cocktails <ok>
     
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  20. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    didn't actually see the match ....... i know how plastic am I?

    Had a couple of pints of "real" cider in Brizzle, then went to see Lanegan at the academy, a good night out all round really.
     
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