The Official Match Day Thread - Stoke v Newcastle

This. Eat-YSELF **** off.

 

We are absolutely dire. Without Best we have abolutely no striker threat. Who would have thought we were saying that a few months back? We are pathetic. We have dominated the mathc but with Lovenkrands and a masked Ameobi there is no chance we are going to score.

Why play Campbell in a match that will be difficult for him physically? He hasnt played all ****ing season and we chuck him in against Jones who will outmuscle and outrun him all day long. Shocking decision by Pardew.

The only positive to take out of this match is Shane Ferguson is a canny player and that we can dominate games - but what good is that with no ****ing strikers?! We need Best back urgently and the sooner Lovenkrands ****s off the better, at least Ranger touches the ball when he comes on. I'd rather play Kevin Nolan up top than Lovenkrands. The defending has been miserable and I havent seen any like it for a long time - I thought our defence was meant to be improving on a few seasons back yet they make the exact same **** mistakes that they used to.

We have been poor and are dragged back into a relegation dogfight that in all seriousness we dont deserve to be in considering the way we started the season.

I'm pissed off. Need to get drunk tonight and avoid match of the ****ting day.

 

Seriously? Thats why Best isn't playing? ****ing dickheads.

 

Tonight will be the first time I've seen my girlfriend in over a month, and I'll no doubt be ****ing grumpy.


Pffffft
Beers please.

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/9426553.stm

Looking at those stats you'd never have seen a 4:0 scoreline!

Terrible, terrible game!

 

This mate. Spot on. The sooner dross like Shola, Loverman and Sol **** off the better.

 

wake up and smell the roses

seriously, what good has Pardew done for the team? nowt. we are getting worse and worse

 

60%?? unbelievable.

i cant even remember 9 attempts on target if im honest

 

Tiote and Enrique are probably going to both miss the next two games now too! We're ****ed!

 

To be fair Ameobi didn't do to bad considering he had no support from the woeful Loven and very little service. If Best isn't fit I would go with Ameobi and Ranger upfront vs Wolves

 

what good will changing manager this late in the season do? naff all.
he's proven himself good before, can't chuck him out and blame it all on him when we've got this many injuries! injury problems, not pards!

 

*sigh*. At least we know Ferguson's okay cover for Enrique.
And never to play Sol Campbell again.
And Ranger on instead of Lovenkrands.

And Barton looks like this when he tackles people.

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Surely that's a good thing??? We aren't chasing Man U, we're chasing Bolton man.

 

far from chasing bolton now i'm afraid mate cant see us catching them up

 

Just showing the shots count doesn't really put it in context, some of our shots were dreadful. I wonder if Barton's long balls counted as shots as times!

 

god, i'm actually paying much more attention to the bottom half of the table when i look at it now. cant even think about 7th/8th anymore.

 

**** off you wum!

 

Shola wasnt terrible. But still nowhere near good enough. We dominated possession he should have had plenty of the ball. He's admitted he isnt 100% dedicated with this mask on, therefore shouldnt start.

What a ****ing ninja!

 

62% according to Sky.

 

Exactly. I didnt plan on hoping every team in the bottom half loses every match a few months back. Depressing as ****.