The Bristol City/Bristol Rovers Official Banter Thread

they only come out to play when they are winning

 

no buts how i have sex

 

What you on about bollock brain, we ain't won in 7 games but we have all stayed here!!

 

Haven't won in 7 oh me sides!!!

 

cool story bro, tell it again needs more loses though.

 

Oi Gives head concentrate on your Maths and English, not on here all day

 

Math? I suck at it. Only the other day your misses had to correct me when I told her how many times I did her from behind in a single day

I will try extra hard to get it right next time ROD

 

No mate she said she could not feel you inside her!

 

She opted for local anaesthetic down below as she seen how big I was

 

Anyway I'm banging this girl from Knowle at the moment, it's strange she has all these gas memorabilia on the walls and pictures of CJS under a banner of my my hero.

She's ok charges a £5 with full English breakfast

 

she has aids mind

 

It's like chicken pox mate only catch it once

 

true that mate

 

all? who would that be compared to how many use to give it to us??

 

lost 6 of those as well and in these 6, they conceded 3 every single time.

do you think mcinnes went to the same coaching school as buckle??

 

the bristol rovers emblem is probably the best in the entire football league IMO

only one i can think of that comes close is this:

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i wouldnt be seen dead in knowle. i be afraid i turn into a ******!

 

Irony hiding for 3 months, remember that?

 

the football season was over and was enjoying the summer with my family. i had two 2 week holidays in that time, mexico and eygpt. forgive me going on holidays with my family next time i will seek your permission 1st

season ended in may and i was still on bbc606. look at when our 1st lot of threads started on not606.... june. 3 months you say in hiding??? i regularly came on here but no other gasheads were here yet as our board was empty. our board hadnt kicked off with all the members and the wums being offered was crap and not worth the effort to reply. i did expect better.

i certainly didnt go hiding. nice try though

i find very funny 1st thread on rovers board was from wiz taking the piss about how bad we were and how bad our goal difference was. karma hey

 

shiny and spunky will be away for a week 19th-26th june, were telling you now as we dont want people to say ever gone hiding