Masterchef

thank **** thats over. i've probably only seen 30mins in the past 2 months but even the adverts were starting to do my tits in

"my dream is to own my own restaurant by the sea"
**** off. you're a partner in a law firm, you just want to prove to the mrs you're a better cook.

"i've given up everthing for this, my whole future and the future of my family rests on this"
well, that makes you a ******. if i gave up my job, sold everything i owned and converted it into lottery tickets i wouldnt be seen as some sort of starry eyed dreamer.

"its so hard to chose between them at this stage of the competition"
no its not, one is obviously much better than the other two.

"laaaaarrrrrvvvlllllyyy!"
oh shut the **** up.

 

Who's the girl that does the voiceover?

She ****s me right aff

 

Who won it?
I missed it.

 

no idea RDW1, dont know their names either, all i know is that one of the ones i saw was a boggles eyed freak who seemed to smile inanely at everything. watched it a couple of years ago but cant take it anymore, cant stand the masterchef patter, "i really want to give up my job as a professional footballer earning £100,000 a wk to become a commi chef"


THEY'RE LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

some ****

 

To be fair, I wouldn't mind quitting my job to become a proper full-time ****

 

i've come to the conclusion that if i watch anything long enough i'll start to hate it.

 

I liked when Lloyd Grossman was on. Annoying as **** voice, but really funny when he got all codescending to them.
That Gregg **** tries it, but you'd just say, "**** up ya fat bald fruit selling tit".
It's just not the same anymore.

 

"look mate, you're a ****ing green grocer who likes free puddings, so wind your neck in"

 

i already am a full time ****

 

Indeed you are.

 

you know you love it

 

Indeed we do.

 

Indeed.

 

'a commi chef'

Those damn Ruskies, I blame Stalin !!

 

some **** had this as their facebook status.

cut yourself idiot.