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If Football Hooliganism was a sport

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Mar 4, 2012.

  1. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    50 of the best from each firm chucked in together at wembley , last standing wins.

    The Geordies would of gone to Scotland as they dont know where London is.
    Scousers would refuse to enter unless a minutes silence is observed for one of their top boys that died in 1938.
    Spurs and Chelsea would join forces and still get battered by Fulham.
    West Ham would be plotted up on the M1 waiting for a phonecall (except Cass Pennant who would be there taking notes for his new book)
    Leeds fans would be outside chucking bricks over the wall.
    Brighton would be holed up in the 1st aid room waiting to give mouth to cock resuscitation.
    Celtic would be passed out on the train after downing 4 cans of Tennants Extra each.
    Rangers would be stuck in Glasgow as they had no money for the train fare.
    Palace would he stuck in Croydon waiting for the Police escort.
    Arsenal would demand a break after 10 minutes for some cucumber sandwiches.
    Cardiff and Swansea would have killed each other outside Wembley.
    Millwall win by KO.
     
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    They would be too busy cleaning up the streets of London with their personalised green bin bags. TGFITW.
     
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  4. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Boring ****
     
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    Nice arse
     
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  7. Trypsin-1

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    Nae, they'd be late cos they'd go to trash up Manchester en route <ok>
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Aye this is **** mate <ok>
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    that actually gave me the boak.
     
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  10. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    aye yer maw
     
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    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    You must've done a bit of that in your time, no?
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    No. I prefer it on my feet.
     
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    I wish my ****e looked like that at the moment, I've got diarrhea :(
     
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  14. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit
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    Millwall just give it mouth, just like all the other firms
    <whistle>
     
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  15. Tina_old

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    Verbal. We know <doh>
     
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  16. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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  18. TC (Lovely Geezer)

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    Correct - which was why Terry Hurlock was king of Glasgow - all you's pissheads were **** scared of him <ok>
     
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  19. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit
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    Typical innit

    " oh look there's a guy with different team colours let's go knock them out"

    <doh>

    <ok>
     
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    Ah TC you're well 'ard <doh> If you care so much about hooliganism then why don't you ****ing get out there and act upon your words, hooliganism is a fools game, I could probably understand if you're younger than 23 or older than 45 though.

    Oh and Millens - Against Bristol City last year, some of your fans were inside one of our pubs, and some (stupid and drunk) of ours trashed the whole pub, even though it was R's <doh>
     
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