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Who would win in an arm wrestle..

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 18, 2011.

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Shefki Kuqi or Cheik Tiote?
    Jose Enrique or Kevin Nolan?
    Jonas or Colo?
    Shola Amoebi or Sol Campbell?
    Hatem Ben Arfa or Wayne Routledge?
    Joey Barton or Steve Harper?
    Tim Krul or Danny Simpson?
    Steven Taylor or Alan Smith?

    and Finally...

    Who do you reckon is the strongest out of all of them?

    In terms of upper body strength and muscle in the arms, i'd say Shola. If you meet him in person, his back and his shoulders are ****ing enormous, and you hardly see Shola get wrestled off the ball easily do you?
     
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  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Shane Ferguson would give them all a run for their money after his Steak and Milk diet
     
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  3. steviemac14

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    Tiote doesn't arm wrestle, he high fives.
     
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    steviemac14, Mar 18, 2011
  4. NUFCtomw362

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    <laugh> lolling at the last two posts...

    Shefki Kuqi or Cheik Tiote?
    Jose Enrique or Kevin Nolan? - would be close though
    Jonas or Colo?
    Shola Amoebi or Sol Campbell?
    Hatem Ben Arfa or Wayne Routledge?
    Joey Barton or Steve Harper?
    Tim Krul or Danny Simpson?
    Steven Taylor or Alan Smith?

    Strongest... either Enrique, Tiote or Nolan I'd say
     
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    Shefki Kuqi or Cheik Tiote? TIOTEE
    Jose Enrique or Kevin Nolan? NOLAN <- he will have dirty tactics
    Jonas or Colo? Colo
    Shola Amoebi or Sol Campbell? SHOLAAAAAAa
    Hatem Ben Arfa or Wayne Routledge? Arfa
    Joey Barton or Steve Harper? Barton
    Tim Krul or Danny Simpson? KRUL
    Steven Taylor or Alan Smith? Taylor

    Barton is the strongest as Tiote controls his mind to carry out his dirty thoughts and anger
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 18, 2011
  6. Hugh Briss

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    <doh>...
     
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  7. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Tiote
    Nolan
    Coloccini
    Campbell
    Routledge
    Barton
    Simpson
    Taylor

    Tiote overall
     
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  8. Cal.

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    Shefki Kuqi or Cheik Tiote?
    Jose Enrique or Kevin Nolan?
    Jonas or Colo?
    Shola Amoebi or Sol Campbell?
    Hatem Ben Arfa or Wayne Routledge?
    Joey Barton or Steve Harper?
    Tim Krul or Danny Simpson?
    Steven Taylor or Alan Smith?

    Tioté of course, no mere mortal can comprehend his power. However if we're talking humans, probably Shola or Steven Taylor (pre-slimming down).
     
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    Cal., Mar 19, 2011
  9. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    Tiote can beat them all without even using his arms.
     
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    Shefki Kuqi or Cheik Tiote? Kuqi. We can all say Tiote because he's badass, but in reality Kuqi is a ****ing BIG guy. He towered over Tiote in that picture where he was rubbing his head with his gigantic hands.
    Jose Enrique or Kevin Nolan? Jose
    Jonas or Colo? Colo
    Shola Amoebi or Sol Campbell? Ameobi
    Hatem Ben Arfa or Wayne Routledge? Ben Arfa
    Joey Barton or Steve Harper? Harper
    Tim Krul or Danny Simpson? Simpson
    Steven Taylor or Alan Smith? Smith
     
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  11. Arfa's Left Foot

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    You say Kuqi because he's huge then say Simpson would beat Krul!
     
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  12. Chappaz

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    Krul is tall-ish, but he doesn't seem very muscular or well built.

    Kuqi, on the other hand, is a god damn tank with arms like tree trunks. You can just see that he's all beef.
     
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    Chappaz, Mar 19, 2011
  13. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Not denying that about Kuqi! But 6 foot 4 Krul with his big keepers hands against little Simpson? That's gotta be Krul easily!
     
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