Yup sorry about the poor spelling - I'd had a couple of beers or so by then! Plenty more Gods to add i think
If he can get a decent Cider in The Hornets Nest or turn water into Tattinger - he will be a god to me OFH
on my FB this morning! Emo Phillips: Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" ... He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
I like various versions of this too: A universal religious concept: Taoism: **** Happens. Hinduism: This **** happened before. Islam: If **** happens, it is the will of Allah Buddhism: If **** happens is it really ****? Protestantism: Let **** happen to those who dont work hard enough Catholicism: **** Happens, I deserve it. 7th Day Adventist:**** happens on Saturday. Mormonism: Knock Knock, **** Happens. Judaism: Why does **** happen to me? Krishnaism: **** happens, ring a dingy ding. Jehovah's Witnesseople now living will see **** happen. Paganism: Each **** has its own name. Atheism: Bull****! TV Evangelism: Send more ****. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this ****. .........l The censor has edited out the four letter **** word for dung LOL!!
