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Your derby day sacrifice

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  1. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Don't believe you.
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, Mar 3, 2012
  2. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I almost want you to beat us 4-0 just so I can watch
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Mar 3, 2012
  3. connor wigham

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    one of thise moments when i get caught up in it <DOH> but i will do it if i can get tickets there (have they sold out??)
     
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    connor wigham, Mar 3, 2012
  4. Nads

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    Soooo,

    You're admitting that there can be social and economic reasons for missing a match?

    That won't go down well with your lads, they tell us, constantly, that it's not a valid reason for our empty seats, despite the massive unemployment in the city, and the fact that many that are employed earn a pittance.

    A Mag with a proper grasp on priorities? Whatever next, talking dogs?
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    We all know that Osca tells Syd what to say on the forum.
     
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  6. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Osca would be more eloquent.....
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    He wouldn't yap as much.
     
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  8. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    he just tells me what to do full stop
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Mar 3, 2012
  9. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Not the dog porn collection, surely!?
     
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    Shameless, Mar 3, 2012
  10. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    If Simpson or Obertan scores a last minute winner I will slaughter my entire family with a sledgehammer/fire axe combo
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Mar 3, 2012

  11. MackemsRule

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    Kidnap skunk, tie him up in my basement.

    Build a life size effigy of a wicker magpie and place him inside.

    Just before kick off set fire to effigy, whilst keeping a fire extinguisher handy in case of fire spread.

    Sess will then score a hat trick whilst the skunk burns alive.




    EDIT:

    Erm. I may have taken this thread the wrong way!

    Not going to let him go now though, he has seen my face.
    Even if the sacrifice doesn't work and we lose, I will at least have some pleasure on Sunday and be nice and warm.
     
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    MackemsRule, Mar 3, 2012
  12. GGW

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    If Shola Ameobi scores the winner I will remember not to get angry the next two times his laziness/lack of ability pisses me off.
     
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    GGW, Mar 3, 2012
  13. Lostinvegas

    Lostinvegas Well-Known Member

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    If we lose the game I will take my mag brother to a game at the sports direct for his birthday.

    If we win he has got to take me to the Sol on mine.
     
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    Lostinvegas, Mar 3, 2012
  14. billofengland

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    If my missus shuts her gob, while the match is on, especially after treating her to a morning out at Amble market, and the Indian meal Ive booked for tomorrow night in Morpeth, I will wash every car in Northumberland.


    FAT CHANCE.

    Selective deafness is a wonderful thing.
     
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    billofengland, Mar 3, 2012
  15. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    What?
     
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    ...And Out Come the Wolve, Mar 3, 2012
  16. MackemsRule

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    If Bill's missus shuts her gob, while the match is on, especially after treating her to a morning out at Amble market, and the Indian meal he has booked for tomorrow night in Morpeth, He will wash every car in Northumberland.


    FAT CHANCE.

    Selective deafness is a wonderful thing.
     
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    MackemsRule, Mar 3, 2012
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    If Newcastle win....


    I vow to stay off the not606 boards for a couple of weeks <whistle>
     
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  18. jerseymackem

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    I have a high-stakes bet with a Newcastle fan in my class of the princely sum of £1.
     
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    jerseymackem, Mar 3, 2012
  19. Billy Death

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    My derby day sacrifice would be to allow Newcastle to win every derby 100-0 for the next 100 years if I could have my Janie back.

    Aint gonna happen so I hope we **** em!
     
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    Billy Death, Mar 3, 2012
  20. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    I am gonna promise that win lose or draw, I will be sacrificing sobriety.

    Who's with me, we can make it a pact!

    <ok>
     
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