Movie Reviews with Trevor

Ya jammy bastard, she sounds durty

 

She'd get ridden until the skin sloughed off my cock, I'd then get a graft of skin from somewhere else on my body and ride it again until that fell off through over use. This would continue until I had no skin, cock or reason to live left. And she has got a bit of a lisp which gets me going no end.

Ginger bird with speech impediment, sounds a bit like Olive from On The Buses, but in Ms Stone's case it most certainly works.

......................and I'm finished.

 

It's an arrangement that works quite well.

 

Is she as old as you though?

 

Whit the **** is that meant tae mean ya ****

 

<Smellycunts>.

 

I was being serious about the Jack and Jill movie btw. It's funny.

 

A bit random there Gas

 

The one where they went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water? Don't tell us the ending.

 

Well you're getting on a bit now, no denying that

 

Up yours.

 

Jack fell down


OOps sorry

The sequels supposed to be better. Jack and Jill do Thailand

 

Yer only as young as the woman you feel. She's a year older than me.

 

To be fair I do like older burds, a bit of experience and all that

Nothing worse than being with a wee burd who's clueless with a boaby in her hand

 

bit of a brutal nursery rhyme really. poor jack cracked his ****in skull. must of been agony

 

like maddie at the beginning

that's terrible

 

Ring-a-ring-a-rosies, there's a nice wee rhyme to teach the weans. Yep. Yer all dead. Plague it was.

 

Humpy Dumpty also ended in tradgedy

(no reference to Tina intended)

 

Hansel & Gretel. Murderous wee bastards anaw.

 

Unless she's Meg Lauder <betsheisnaeclueless>