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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Tonto = crazy in South Wales slang terms.

    South Walians therefore = racists.


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  2. Sweats

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    No joy on the caravan in llangorse, he sold it along with the speed boat..

    I'm aching all over after circuits last night..

    For some reason today I am craving gin and bitter lemon..
     
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  3. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    The sunny weather?
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Fu.king A <ok>
     
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  5. Sweats

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    Not sunny here.. Unexplainable craving really..
     
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  6. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    nationalists one notch down from a racist... fascist bastards the lot of 'em!

    <diva>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You're an alcoholic. I know several estate agents who are <whistle>
     
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  8. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I know several sailors who are too. <ok>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ALL sailors and chefs are alcoholics <ok>
     
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  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I know an alcoholic scientist too, spends his time chatting up Mancs in pubs and phones a southern gooner when the bar is quiet and has two beautiful daughters.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Sounds like a fu.king top bloke to me <laugh>. By the way, that's "Stunningly beautiful" and............................................






























    .....................................WAY out of your league <ok> <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Mar 1, 2012
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    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I think you should invited them on the night out your planning Red <whistle>
     
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  14. Sweats

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    Oh red is planning a night out?? Where were our invites then??
     
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  15. Chief

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    Is this the one he's PM'd you on and I have been left out of?

    That night out.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I thought you might Eric. I'm saving that meeting for Sky only, because he actually is a Scouser, even if he sounds like a 'cockerney barrer boy'. In all seriousness, the older one is approaching the end of her final year at uni and is studying hard whilst completing her dissertation. The younger one is in the middle of A levels, so I don't see either of them as much as I'd like, sadly.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You live too far away, and I've sold my luxury caravan along with my speedboat, so there's nowhere for you to stay as you don't book hotels <ok>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You live too far away Rufflad. I can only accomodate Sky, Eric has relatives in Warrington, and Swarbs can get home on a bus. It's not favouritism, you manc twat <ok> <laugh>.
     
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  19. Sweats

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    I bed down with ya daughter.. She will be quite safe I assure you..
     
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  20. Chief

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    I could have arranged a cheeky weekend up at my folks and then come across with Swarbs.

    Did that even occur to you, eh?
     
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