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Lanarkshire - county of murderous bumboys

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-17219696

    Perhaps the only place on the planet where the two most efete boys in a school get in a fight over a slightly older bum terrorist and get chibby about it.


    I think this proves that the awkward, flat, county to the east of Glasgow is easily the ****knife capital of Europe.
     
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    Gambol and Pud are from Lanarkshire I do beleive so your statement rings true <ok>
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Each with their own Hansel-and-Gretel-style trail of dead nufters leading to their homes <ok>
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    18 years locked up with 300 men in cramped conditions.

    And they call that punishment <doh>
     
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    Fix the thread title!

    South Lanarksire county of murderous bumboys!

    Magic's from EK ... <whistle>
     
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    We're fae the North ...

    We only murder wimmen!
     
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    <laugh>






    ****!
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <laugh>

    Where I live, we specialise in shooting wee boys in the back and gangs of shoe-stealers :bandit:
     
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    Blade Bummers
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <laugh>

    The Pink Stabber

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    Why didn't the defence argue that it was a case of mistaken identity? If they'd said Roy thought he was attacking Justin Bieber, the judge would have been honour bound to let him off.

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