A man's body was found in the wear yesterday. He was dressed in a newcastle shirt, mini-skirt, fishnets, suspender belt, high heels and a dildo rammed up his arse. Police have removed the shirt to save the family embarrassment. Have you ever watched "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" and wondered what it would be like if they all lived in one place? Yeah well that place exists... ...it's called newcastle. The Guardian : "The downside of sex with Neanderthals" Can't understand why anybody would want to shag someone from newcastle anyway, so whats the upside?? The most popular car sticker in newcastle "A dog is for life, not just for the honeymoon"
A dog is for life please help, have a night out in the Bigg Market take one home, it could grow on you
