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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    What and put up with her strict mate? I have a feeling she would have been just as bad as the current one. I'm not religious at all let alone follow islam so I don't think it would have worked out. My aim, as with every woman down there was to get my end away and get out. Before I slept with her I didn't know she was a muslim, the day after she told me and asked me if it was going to be a problem. The religion part wasn't the problem...it was the fact that she was implying that she wanted to settle down after I slept with her once. <yikes>
     
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  2. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    You goin to put us up for the night then?? Would love a night out in the diff
     
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  3. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    behave I'd find myself dressed in lycra and buried in me own back garden <laugh>
     
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  4. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Do you look like John McEnroe?
     
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  5. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    nah he looks like a cross between omar sharrif & hannibal lecter




    (love ya really sweats)
     
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  6. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    With a fist up ya arse <ok>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <ok>
     
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  8. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Bro' if that 'appens you know what to do! salt & zippo.





    RHC ..........................................






    one big muvva of a FAIL


    Sammy now waste this loser!
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Waste me? Suarez dribbling would waste you if he did <ok>
     
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  10. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    <laugh> ..
     
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  11. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I'll just leave him in a circle of salt........... with Suarez Dribbling <ok>
     
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  12. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    <laugh> I'd get daveunited to sort him out!



    saw you lot talking about Suarez dribbling the other day and meant to ask what his story his?
     
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  13. BCR

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    <peacedove> or however you do that thing.
     
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  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Check this out Tunns, Paul Heaton is playing The Star.

    Shame it's sold out, bugger.


    http://www.starinntalybont.co.uk/


    (got some Wolves Holden ales coming soon Sweats)
     
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  15. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    don't forget to use the zippo, then down a bottle of jack and beast the nearest barmaid.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's singularly the most ridiculous comment I've ever seen on this whole forum. Daveunited is only just out of nappies <laugh>
     
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  17. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    sorry bluff dude but as they say in Sunnydale ......Duh!?
     
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  18. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    No I'm not........

    **** <whistle>
     
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  19. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    <laugh>
    how old is he is then?
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    If you require some insight, just go to the thread on our board entitled 'Glen Johnson out of England Squad'. That should explain quite a lot <laugh>
     
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