Just for a bit of fun I thought I'd check the possible ups and downs from an upside-down perspective: Premier League: Manchester United are already mathematically safe from relegation. If results go against them, Wigan and Wolves could both be out of contention for the Champions League as early as next weekend. Championship QPR are already safe. Norwich will maintain their Championship status if they beat Bristol City on Monday or if Scun.thorpe fail to beat Preston on Tuesday; a result that would also mean safety for Swansea. Preston's Premier League dream is over as the playoffs are out of reach. League One Brighton are safe from the drop, as will be Huddersfield if they can clinch a point against Brentford on Tuesday. Plymouth's defeat at Hartlepool means they can forget about automatic promotion. League Two Chesterfield are already assured of League status next season. Bury will be all but safe if they beat Torquay on Tuesday. After being held by Burton yesterday, the playoffs is the best Stockport can hope for, with a top three spot now off the menu. Blue Square Prem The Top four are all safe, whereas the bottom three can all forget about becoming league sides, as the playoffs are a mathematical no no. mmmm I think I need to start taking the pills
I am reminded of a trip to am American supermarket where the most lardyarse products proudly declared on their labels that they were "28% fat-free"!!! You don't work in marketing by any chance Devo?
You can never have a glass that's too large! Channonfodders thought for the day "I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
