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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Alfie, Mar 18, 2011.

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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    I'd be wary about that as there is quite a lot of competition for the kingship. I know two ousted princes and one general who are after the same thing.

    Could get nasty.
     
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  2. Wein14

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    If worse comes to worse that die and we can keep the money instead of having to give 3/4 of it back!

    Win win, I'm e-mailing.
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    It's not my address but i'll find yours nee problem

    need to get the old ice cream van out around Cramlington
    I know you'll not be able te resist the soothing sounds of the badger anthem played on panpipes


     
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  4. overseasTOON

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    Good plan. I'll set off my 3 and you can get your prince under way.

    We take the cash and invest it in arms; load all sides up with weaponry and then drink cocktails on the beach for ever.

    They never thought this through, did they?
     
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  5. Wein14

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    Gullible fools! While there is bloodshed we will be living it up!

    I'm buying me one of those island's off the coast of Dubai <ok>
     
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  6. overseasTOON

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    Qatar or Bahrain :)
     
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  7. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Oh by the way, to those that pay Tax, cheers for the mail I received today. £2508 Maintenance loan to spend on NUFC, Holidays and luxury meals but is meant for Uni, also, thanks for paying the £3000 needed for me to attend!
     
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  8. overseasTOON

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    My pleasure chap.

    When I'm old, frail and need someone to wipe my arse for me I'll give you a call :)
     
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  9. Wein14

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    ****.














    :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  10. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    To wide your arse? I am not that way inclined you horrible man!
     
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  11. overseasTOON

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    Typo <whistle>... honest
     
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    Slip of the tongue????
     
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  13. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Can I get that back?
     
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  14. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

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    Aren't those islands sinking into the sea now?
     
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  15. Alfie

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    You WILL be paying that back! When I stage a coup and the revolution comes, you will be on the list! <laugh>
     
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  16. Wein14

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    With my Nigerian Prince money I'll put it on a monolith!

    But yeah, stupid polar ice caps!:emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  17. Alfie

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    I can get you some cheap beach front property in Japan if you want, Mount Fuji is lovely this time of year.
     
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  18. Why aye Cabaye

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    I'd go shopping at Waitrose....
     
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  19. overseasTOON

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    It depends how you look at it.

    If, as a geologist then the answer is yes.

    If, as an estate agent then it's prime waterfront property.
     
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  20. Alfie

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    <laugh> last of the big spenders, with £90M you could probably go all out and shop at M&S for a week or two at least.
     
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