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Tonight's Lottery

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Alfie, Mar 18, 2011.

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  1. Alfie

    Alfie Active Member

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    Sorry it's off topic but

    I've just bought the winning ticket so you all may as well save your money and not bother getting one <laugh>

    What would you do with £90 Million?
    Help out the club in some way?
    Emigrate?
    Splash the lot?
    Buy Sunderland, sell off all their players and put them in liquidation?
    Any other thoughts?
     
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    Alfie, Mar 18, 2011
  2. overseasTOON

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    I wouldn't let the money change me.




    I'd still be a drunkard; just drinking more expensive lagers.
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 18, 2011
  3. Wein14

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    I'd become Charlie Sheen's protégé.
     
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  4. simonbh7

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    I certainly would not put any money anywhere near the club because that would not benefit the club.......only Ashley.

    Thought about the idea of owning a small club, someone like Bournemouth or AFC Wimbledon who are both close to my heart, but I could never show any other club more commitment than Newcastle. Even if I was sat in my executive box, eating my prawn sandwiches, I would still be focusing more on what was happening at Newcastle than I would any other club.

    Therefore I would spend some on women, alcohol and partying, and the rest I would waste.
     
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  5. Alfie

    Alfie Active Member

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    I just want you all to know the money won't change me, when I win it I'll still come here and talk to you bums <laugh>
     
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    Alfie, Mar 18, 2011
  6. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    First of all, I would make sure my immediate family are sorted as well as very close family friends. My girlfriend and her family would get £5m. I would give my parents £5m(that's all they want) and my sister would get £5m.

    I will then have £70m to myself, I would never buy a box, I would sit with my homeboys in the new leazes corner. I would travel the world and wouldn't waste it on a football club as £70m is nothing! Buy houses all over the place, cars, the lot. I would then make sure everyone on NOT606 gets a brand new kitchen and new laptop.

    It would help if I bought a ticket.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 18, 2011

  7. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    And Alfie, I fail to see how you have the winning ticket, as they have already put the money in my Bank Account.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 18, 2011
  8. overseasTOON

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    Bad news lads.

    I walked into Sainsburys and asked for the winning lottery ticket for tonight.

    She sold it to me. The mug... I'd have given out the wrong one and kept the winning one for myself!

    If I don't win I'll sue.
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 18, 2011
  9. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I'll join a consortuem and buy the club.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 18, 2011
  10. Alfie

    Alfie Active Member

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    I'm talking about the Euro lottery, not the Thai lottery where if you know a tech genius you can actually pick the winning numbers in advance <laugh>

    And OT - don't believe them! I've fallen for that old chestnut many a time, I swear they have a big box in the back full of winning tickets!
     
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  11. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Waiting for my laptop. And kitchen.
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Mar 18, 2011
  12. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Its a massive jackpot so its bound to be on in the UK, or in a foreign country by a British person.

    But as I say, they have already gave me the EURO MILLIONS jackpot money and I am busy spending it now on Primark's website. Oh yes.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 18, 2011
  13. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    On its way mate.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 18, 2011
  14. overseasTOON

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    According to numerous emails received in the last month or so I've won the Spanish lottery three times, the Italian lottery twice and the Portuguese lottery once.

    All I need to do is send my bank details and I'll be living in the lap of luxury.
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 18, 2011
  15. NUFCtomw362

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    Imagine tash running Newcastle... *shudder*

    "Jonas, you didn't wave, you're fired"
     
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    NUFCtomw362, Mar 18, 2011
  16. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    So simple!
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 18, 2011
  17. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    I'm waiting in now for the kitchen fitter and then I'll be around to your house to collect my Laptop later tonight:emoticon-0115-inlov
    don't hide though or i'll kick yer effing door down, you've got enough money to buy a new door now <cheers>
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Mar 18, 2011
  18. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I'd get right on that if I were you.
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Mar 18, 2011
  19. Wein14

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    Some ousted Nigerian Prince needs my band details so he can give me some money to hold. Opposition are looking into his accounts and think he may have enough money to try to claim the throne you see.
     
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    Wein14, Mar 18, 2011
  20. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I have sent him to this address, I assume this is yours?

    1 Yemen Road
    Yemen
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Mar 18, 2011
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