That isn't going to happen due to a vote. A loud rendition of 'Grant Holt for England' on matchdays could work.
When are we next televised? Surely there must be enough forums, friend networks, etc, to arrange for this to happen?
A few rousing choruses of "England's number nine, England's England's number nine" should help get the message across to the gin-soaked fuddies in charge of the England set up Evening Pete erty.
Right. I've seen the poll. It's getting a little ridiculous now- 42% and rising fast. We need everyone to stop or it won't be taken seriously!
We don't want that to be interpreted as 'England's ninth choice'. 'Grant Holt for England' works best I think!
They've left it open to abuse by not putting any restrictions on it. All you have to do to vote again is refresh the page. Maybe they'll think the whole country loves him.
pmsl it's hilarious BUT you guys do realise the telegraph only have to look at their website stats for that page and see the referrer to be lead straight back here anyway so they'll know what's happened if they choose to look in their logfiles
If I'm honest, I did try doing that, but it said "your vote has already been counted" the second, third and fourth times I tried...
I find it so weird that Grant Holt has twitter when he can clearly see through time, matter and the universe?
He has to appear vaguely normal Beef, otherwise we'll get points deducted for fielding a superior being