Jesus christ mate that blasts me out the water! Can't say i've ever gone fisting, been fishing a few times mind! I know this girl from uni - although I didn't talk to her much then. I got hammered on a reunion just before Chistmas and told her I liked her. She knows a mate of mine and I bumbed into her on a night out (as you do lol) and she gave me a handjob on the dancefloor. Is that any good? I 'am' visiting her this weekend.
Thankfully she doesn't name people.. Though I think I may have been mentioned in one.. She posts links to them on Facebook when she is drunk then deletes them.. Some are really quite sick, like a girl being ****ed using a hairbrush by her dad.. She is a bit mental..
That's not a bad effort.. One year on a christmas party I had a bird either side of me giving the old chap a buff at the same time while we were eating a turkey dinner.
Yeah you got to love the fishing! And yeah semi organised to meet her out that night! My mate's gf knows her too which which is handy.
'lubedtotheelbow' doesn't have the same ring does it. Mind after that night her ring was never the same either
hahah hand shandy on the dance floor, we used to go to a club and for the crack dance with chics unbeknownst to them with our nuts hanging out of our flies n them giving it socks! until the phone pictures and videos afterwards. Thsoe were the days
Where the hell do you go out/work? I think my secretary quite fancies me as it happens! She's 40 odd, not bad as it happens and single. My mate fingered a 43 year old in Spain last year and people at work know and it has somehow morphed into a rumour about me that I like older woman - which is true I guess. I'm a potential toy boy apparently!
****ing hell great effort! I need to start pulling some of these tricks. I had the biggest grin on my face. A fair few people noticed what was going on and a few younger guys were clapping! Tried to get her back to my hotel - a travel lodge again conveniently! But I lost her. Going to set the record straight hopefully. I'm staying at hers - confirmed by her. I hope she's not a cock tease.
nope she aint, get some booze in her and if you get a shandy on the floor you should be gtg in her place, use some of that old trusty scouse humour, try not to go through her handbag Get her more hammered and you just simmer, more fun that way
Back then I used to work for Norwich union.. The Christmas parties were legendary.. Been an estate agent for ten years now so crimbo parties are **** as not many staff to try it on with.. Though the one place I worked at their was a milfy 37 yr old who managed the lettings dept, I was 28 at the time I smashed her a few times over her desk and in the loos.. She was the last swallower I had.. If the older bird is fit defo do it.. It's a wonderful experience I genuinely felt used afterward.. Tremendous..
I think the reason why she wouldn't come back is because she is actually a man. She will suck you ff this time then break the news to you by then lobbing hers out. Well thats what I'm going to tell everyone anyway
Yeah I should be quids in! Might try and use a wine bottle! But yeah she seems pretty sound to be honest.
Nice mate. I do have a set of keys to the office as it happens. I reckon if I tried it on it could happen as I also know she's been single for a while and picked up on her body language. It would be very dangerous though and if people found out it would be the talk of the company - and that company is pretty big! Doable but highly unlikely. One off at a christmas do? Potentially!
I bloody hope not! I had a feel on the dancefloor although she did pull my hand away. Now I know why! Jesus no!
