Tut tut. http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereve...erico-macheda-over-homophobic-twitter-message Does'nt Federico know its not ok to use homophobic language In English football. please log in to view this image
Yes but they do not involve faeces or indeed other peoples.... severed limbs yes, faeces NO.. I am also partial to bathing in the blood of cats then rolling in goose feathers prior to performing these acts.
Coming from you mate, that is saying something! I love how Sky casually says they take the piss out of him to this day. I'd have disowned the filthy ****er, not being able to look him in the eye again. I've been pissed on a by a bird though, same one who drank me jizz out of a rubber. She was odd, but not **** fetish odd.
I fail to see how there is anything remotely sexy about someones turd... agree on disowning them too.. I've never been pissed on, though this one bird i nailed last year was a gusher.. I wasnt sure if she had indeed pissed on me, I was soaked and there was a wet outline of me on my bed.. after I killed her I did sniff the bed to see if it was pissy smell and it just smelt of sex so I live in the hope she was indeed a gusher
She was. Looked like a cross between Demi Moore and Hope from thirtysomething! Didn't have the tits to match sadly.
Yeah, that's a gusher alright. I've only ever had one proper one. She was fit as fu.k and taught aerobics. She was one of the best shags I've had. Used to dress up as well
Thought I'd share this with you from another thread Part-timer I was in the alehouse at 11.30 am, having already indulged in a doobie. First pint (of Carling) free. A few games of darts then the free sausage and chips arrived, with bread and Lurpak. Few more games of darts and then up to the 'function room' to assume the position. Watched the whole build-up on BBC. There were a few up there, but it was on in the pub proper, so the non-smokers stayed down there. Smoking is allowed in the 'function room'. When the pint is getting to danger levels, you simply phone the landlady and she brings your ale up with a free Sambuca to accompany it. At half-time we had free homemade chinese chipshop chicken curry, which was fu.king gorgeous. I then popped out for another doobie, and went back upstairs to reassume the position. The Carling is £2 a pint for the duration of the match. Match finishes and we win <hurray>. Pint count - unknown. Estimate between 12 to 15 from 11.30 to 7.00 pm. Probably 6 Sambucas along with those. Home, doobie, can of Carling, bed. That was my day.
Mornin all, seems I missed the conversation of 2 girls 1 cup or the adventures of golden showers, damn!
umm I'll pass on that lol. Not a fan of all of the body excrement as a turn on. Now where's my gimp suit......
