The LOL Thread

This thread is for jokes and funny comments to cheer people up. Let me start one.

What's the point of paying to see shooting at the Olympics in East London when you can see it there for free everyday?

 

We already have the "Some fun for a Friday afternoon" thread. We dont need another one lol.

 

I know but this one is gonna be monitored and there will be an award for the best joke each month. The other thread isn't as obvious and newbies can go on this more easylier

 

Award ?

Can I have £100 ?

 

We will see how it goes, but you could just monitor the SFFAFA thread.

 

Just read the apparent joke of the year:

www.Conjunctivitis.com - now there's a site for sore eyes...

 

The £100 question is- What is your PIN number?

 

Here's a few we did chaps.

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/126792-Lighten-up-amp-let’s-have-a-good-laugh

 

Mine is 3962. Works best if you use your telephone

 

Can I have championship football next season as my prize.

 

I find it so awkward when I'm at a friends house and they've lost something. I was at my friends house the other day and he'd lost his fiver and I felt awkward that he thought that I stole his fiver. Then I thought I looked suspicious not helping to look for his fiver so I helped him look for it. I found his fiver his bathtub but then felt awkward that he'll think that I took the fiver from him originally so I just kept the fiver.

 

I recently went somewhere by train except I had to use a 'Bus replacement sevice' when I got on I handed the driver a tin of peaches. He asked "What's that for" I said that it was my 'Money replacement sevice' because my friend had stolen my fiver.