Townsend leaves Leeds as he thinks its a ****hole

Well I must be a racist if you say so

I've got plenty more - trust me!

Nobody likes you as all one has to do is look at your 'friends' or lack of it even though you have only been registered for two weeks because if anyone wanted to invite you then they would have done so by now

 

Too much effort.

 

So you were referring to Internet friends?

Brilliant.

I'm a loner because I've got no Internet friends.

LOLZ

 

Millwall don't deserve a capital M.

And 'leads' is more accurate.

You know what, I'd love a curry right now.

 

You didn't know that I was referring to internet friends?

I thought you was so clever that you'd know seeing as you know everything about me - still never mind, I was wrong!

 

I assumed that even you weren't stupid enough to use the number of Internet friends as a means for 'banter'.

For once, I was wrong.

 

So your not so clever as you make out!

I have no other way of knowing if you have any friends without actually knowing you! I'm not like some people who think that they know other others unlike some

The point is that nobody will ever want to know you simply by reading what rubbish you post - and why would they!?

 

Thankfully, I have real friends, so I'm not too bothered if some knuckle dragging northern/cockney racists on the internet don't want to be my friend.

I appreciate your concern though.

 

I really couldn't give a **** to be honest but I suppose me saying that makes me a lowlife, racist scumbag seeing as you know me so well

I'd be very surprised if you do have any 'real' friends seeing as what your like unless they're all like you!

Sado's staying indoors knocking one out on a Saturday night seeing as no one likes you!

 

I'm not really sure that last sentence makes any sense at all.

Are you drunk, or just mentally impaired?

 

The sad **** hangs around schools perving over young kids, the ***** bastard.

 

Christ, your asking me if I'm mentally impaired after all the pony you've come out with?

 

Evening **** face geet

 

Well deduced. I'm beginning to suspect that you are the real Sherlock Holmes.

 

Well I used to work in Baker Street but not 221b!

 

Alreet ya Chav 'racist' twat how are ya?

 

How interesting.




That was sarcasm by the way.

 

good mate and you geet?

Hard day at the dole office was it?

 

I know, I'd never had guessed!

 

k'off ya cheeky twat, i've been working my bollocks off to keep those scrounging ****s from the black country in the luxury they're accustomed to.
i see you've met the village idiot from dudleeeeeeeeeeeeee