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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Wherewereyou, Mar 17, 2011.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    If Walt Disney did buy would they be

    1 the cartoon army
    2 midfield the 3 stooges
    3 Nolan[ chicken george]
     
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  2. safc73

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    you'll be happy as a sand boy then
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Wherwereyou Ive given the thread 5 star as i see the skunks are rating it 1 star, think they need parental guidance.
     
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  4. Wherewereyou

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    Cheers Rog. If they rated it higher I'd be very disappointed. They're such ****ers - it's hard to believe how ****ing stupid they are.
     
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  5. Alfie

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    Sheik Umar Bin Sheik called his son to him, "My son, tomorrow you are 30, what can I get you for your birthday? A Ferrari?"
    "No father I already have 10 Ferraris"
    "A plane then?"
    "No father I have 5 planes already"
    "Another wife?"
    "No father I have 20 wives"
    "Well what then?"
    "You know father all the years when I was growing up you bought me cars, boats, planes and wives . . . . . . all I ever really wanted was a little cowboy outfit"
    "Sunderland football club it is then!"
     
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  6. Wherewereyou

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    At least you're trying to be witty.
     
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  7. je ne sais quoi

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    Nolan put one in the mackems net...He just can't get enough...He just can't get enough...

    Nolan put two in the mackems net...He just can't get enough...He just can't get enough...

    Nolan put three in the mackems net...And he just can't seem to get enough GOALS...Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du DU DU DU DU
     
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  8. Wherewereyou

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    Oh good, a guessing game. It's a turd.
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    So Sunderland agreed and had millions pumped into the club, overtaking City's cash, playing champions league, and Alfie started crying, that was not how this fairy story was supposed to end, they are always better than us Skunks now.
     
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  10. je ne sais quoi

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    replying now wherewereyou because tweedledee tweedledum and tweedletwat are responding
     
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  11. Rafa's Championship Party

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    My word you've got Asamoah Gyan and Kevin Nolan confused.
     
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  12. beardface

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    You luckily scrape a point and we are the no.2 club in the NE?

    Whatever helps you sleep at night.
     
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  13. Alfie

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    But you STILL couldn't fill your ground and Niall Quinn cried . . . . . and cried . . . . . . and cried . . . . . . and cried and cried.
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    and it worked it was sold out for the Liverpool game, and we lived happy ever after.
     
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  15. jerseymackem

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    How on Earth are you the top NE club? We've been ahead of you all season, you're behind us, your squad is absolute ****e and your owner is the result of an experiment that involved smashing John Prescott and Vegas Elvis in a collider, then adding a few pies and a vat of pig lard. He is the only reason why the pie companies aren't bankrupt yet!
     
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  16. Speedo

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    At last, common ground! (Either that or Bolden, better known as No-Man's Land)

    Problem is this 'rivallry' overspills into active aggression, on both sides. I'll freely admit describing Asamoah Gyan as a turd is beyond the pale, but come on, some of this stuff is sick (and not in the G way). Skunkcastle, anything written by Wherewereyou, it's rubbish. That's not banter, that's stupid ****.

    Why not have some intelligent, witty banter?

    ps. this is my first time on the Sunderland board (notice no Scumderland, ****derland (almost as bad as Skunkcastle), etc.), so don't give me the tired spiel about 'Go on your own board etc.' You'd be suprised how many of us - and I'm sure we'd be by how many of you - are decent people (I promise, we're not all like RIP Barton's Tash). Let's be frank, if I'd been born in Sunderland and you'd been born in Newcastle, we'd each be supporting the other team.
     
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  17. jerseymackem

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    Yes, absolutely, but for the purposes of football, I hate you with a passion :)

    There are a few N*wcastle supporters who I know, and our rivalry actually connects us with a common hatred, of sorts. I would feel gutted if N*wcastle ceased to exist, after a few weeks of gleeful celebration, I'd realise that the excuse for a derby, Boro, is the only rival we'd have.
     
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  18. safc73

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    Sitting above you in the league seems to help
     
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  19. Son of a pitch

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    Nice display photo there, which cousin is that?
     
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  20. je ne sais quoi

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    <laugh> 6-2
     
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