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Nani's miraculous recovery.

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by KingPepeReina., Mar 15, 2011.

  1. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Over the last week there has been uproar from Man United fans that Jamie Carragher committed GBH on Nani.Guess what...He makes a miraculous recovery.
    It turns out that the Portugese Prima Donna had nothing more than a scratch.
    Would you expect any less from Manchester United to make a mountain out of a mole-hill.?
    No I wouldn't.
    All it took as we all knew(well us non deluded people so that doesn't include Man United fans) that all it took to clear the injury was a plaster and a drop of antiseptic.
    Mentioning septics,they said it was career threatening.:emoticon-0104-surpr:emoticon-0104-surpr
    Career threatening.Thats a bigger joke than Ferguson signing a portugese tramp that he never seen play for £8 million.
    Poor old Alex,the portugese did something Martin Jol and Harry Redknapp did....They saw you coming.
    Only a complete moron would pay Spurs asking prices for Berbatov and Carrick.
    Before anyone mentions Andy Carroll,Andy Carroll is only 22 and he can run,when has anyone ever seen Berbatov run...never...because he can't.
    Martin Jol saw the Old git coming when he put in a bid in for Carrick.Martin Jol would have accepted £1.8 million but seeing as it was Sir Senile,he took out the decimal point.
    A wise man did say ''Fools and their money are easily parted'' and ''There is no fool like an old fool''.
     
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  2. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    Thought the saying was " Trafford tarts and their legs are easily parted"
     
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  3. KingPepeReina.

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    Trafford tarts are like tesco doors,thats how often they are open.
    Before the Traffords mention we spent money on Dirk Kuyt,he's up and down the pitch more often than Jordans knickers on a saturday night.Berbadross is nicknamed ''Tree-truck'' because he's always rooted to the same spot.
     
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  4. BringBackfootie

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    Berbadross is economical

    he reckons if he gets 4 goals in a game he doesnt have to do f all in the next 6 games:)
     
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  5. BringBackfootie

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    As for Nani, it was a rake, not an impact, definately the lesser of the two types.

    he lost some skinn, and as we have seen he got straight back up, thankfully he did as if he had had the good sense to stay down Carra was gettin red that day. So, thanks Nani for getting up
     
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  6. KingPepeReina.

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    I agree with that,what saved Carra and Rafael from both being sent off was Nani chasing the ref around the pitch...He had a dose of Rio Ferdinanditis,He ''forgot'' he was injured.If Carra had to have walked then so would Rafael.Both Carra and Rafael have the Portugese ponce to thank for not being shone red.
     
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    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I'd hate to see your garden if that's how you rake!

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  8. KingPepeReina.

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    Nani had his legs spread out,Why didn't Carra do something more useful.....like kick him in the balls.
     
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  9. BringBackfootie

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    Then you know not what a rake is, it went down his leg and not a straight on contact, if it was straight on it would have been far worse, also if carra's other leg was firmly planted in the turf, as with Keane, then broken leg, but it was a bad tackle a red, but it is time to let go of the pain of a 3 1 thumping, I mean comon, this is what you are at when top of the prem still in the CL and FA yet you go on and on on about Nani's leg, a week, thats all a week to recover, superficial wound, skin lost, thats all
     
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  10. BringBackfootie

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    Scholes tried to punch Riise
    keano, a horrific tackle, whetever alfie said, that was a disgrace
    keane stamping on players when they are down
    Cantona stamping pn players when down and kicking a fan
    Rafael trying to do Lucas proper!!


    Stones, glass houses.. hello
     
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  11. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The impact knocked Nani's leg back. The leg wasn't broken cos the lunge started from far enough away that much of the momentum has dissipated, but Carragher meets Nani's leg at a right angle - that is an impact, not a rake.

    As for letting go - you need to look at who the person is who started the debate to realise who's not letting go...
     
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  12. ufos

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    I cannot believe the depths you scallies go to. With all your Munich songs at Ot again this season etc, celebrating not the game but horrific injuries your thugs give out to opposing players who just happen to be a lot better than any of the garbage in a liverpoo shirt. Good news that with us knocking City out of the FA Cup at the semi final stage instead of the final, it puts you no marks out of European competition for 2011-2012. Birmingham and Bolton/ Stoke and Man City in the Europa League next year, whilst we will be holding onto our 2011 champions league victory against Barcelona with English competition coming from London in Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham. The end is nigh for your average club, you will taste the championship before 2015.
     
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  13. KingPepeReina.

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    Ufos.
    You clearly haven't a clue.
    You seem to be like your halfwit manager.
    Man United are skint and Old Sir Senile has been making up excuses that there is no value in the transfer market,and before you mention Andy Carroll £35 million.In 1993,Kenny Dalglish got laughed at for spending a large sum on a non profilic 20 something Southampton striker that was exactly the same build as Andy Carroll.What was his name again.....?Oha yeah Alan Shearer.
    There is no player in Europe that has Andy Carrolls build at his age,the nearest player to him is Drogba.And Drogba is 33.
    Kenny wanted someone to compliment Luis Suarez due to him being naturally gifted and to compliment him,he needed an old fashioned handful.Andy Carroll is an old fashioned centre forward and he is a handful.
    Man United would rather spend money on a fat over-rated clogger like Rooney.Rooney is not world class,was never world class or ever will be world class,and anyone that thinks otherwise is a moron.Rooney is over-hyped,over-rated and over-weight.He's not really over-weight...thats being kind.....he's obese.
     
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  14. BringBackfootie

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    We'll just agree to disagree then, Carra has enough weight to break a leg even without a lunge mate, nani's leg wasw sideways n all, perfect for a break if the tackle was right, the studs did the damage, the tackle was not that hard or he was out for a long time, superficial wound caused by studs gouging a strip of skin out of his leg as the studs went down his leg a couple of inches, it was a gash, gashes happen when you go down an apponents leg with your studs, carra's weight in the tackle caused the studs to do that, red card yeah but the proof is in the pudding my friend, Nani played a week later, are you going to put this down to miracle healing powers of Nani or the fact that the tackle was not good but the studs did the damage, that would be a nothing tackle if they were wearing trainers
     
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  15. James_8

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    Liverpool fans need to go easy on Nani. Remember the incredible mental torture, setbacks and fears he went through in his long week of recovery.
     
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    <laugh><ok>
     
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  17. KingPepeReina.

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    The agony and torture........... that ended up being cured by antiseptic and a sticky-plaster.Maybe Sir Drinkalot gave him a sip of his whiskey.
     
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    Surprise Surprise... Another thread where KPR decides to have a dig at United......
    Is it possible for you to have a dicussion on this site without mentioning Carrick, Bebe, Berbatov, Rooney or Sir Alex....?
     
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  19. KingPepeReina.

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    Fourthreetwoone.
    Why are you on the Liverpool board.Has it to do with your ''Liverpool obsession''.
    You should be more concerned about setting up your ''Green and Vomit'' protest in the summer.
     
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  20. Bloody Wanker

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    There's nothing more amusing than a deluded dipper going on one of his rants.

    Bless him <laugh>
     
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