Steward: "This is my twin brother, he's your biggest fan"! Carragher:"Ooh no wonder he's a bit hard" Best I could come up with
(Read these in your best Carra accent) You call that a dick.........THIS is a dick or: It's no good asking Luis....there's no way he's gonna shake that thing. (Or even........Look, it's that Nobollox from not606 )
Just hand over the prize for the Luis one I did Not that I want to sit in the Royal box (unless the Middletons are there ) but I can sell the ticket for free beer money
Carra - "Martin get back in that dressing room and get your kit on for ****s sake" or Carra - "Raheem's been busy cleaning our boots all morning Martin and you turn up in those ****ing things"
As an aside, what makes someone want to get stark bollock naked to run onto a football pitch - and then leave his bloody work shoes and socks on?! Very British...! GKRK
I don't think it was planned that far in advance, "I'll wear me reeboks in case I wanna leg it on to the pitch with me tackle hanging out"