You're one of those people with foot fetishes aren't you? It's surprisingly common. My last landlord in Malta was getting me to fix his iPhone as it wasn't connecting to the internet (long story short), and as I brought up Safari to have a look to see if it was connecting there was a load of foot fetish porn sitting open in the browser - a handheld browser ffs.
My pet hate is feet... I make the missus moisturise her feet before straddling as she has feet like sandpaper with broken glass stuck to it
I have a tricolour dog poo cleaner out my back. The only thing I have that resembles a flag is my feature wall, but its a cream & beige union jack. Red, white & blue would be too spidey
I don't really. I have no flags IN my house. Plenty of R,W & B bunting outside with my Ulster, Union, Scottish & Queen Lizzy flag.