Its called 4 because only 4 people have ever drank it... Rab C Nesbitt, Homer Simpson, Whitney Houston and Jip
Jackie I drink Stella about 4 times a week. I have one sitting in front of me and a red and white ripped box in the blue bin. I have never noticed a difference.
What the **** is he moaning about then? ONLY 4%? He could have got Heineken 2% and then he'd have something to moan about. Even worse he could have got that ****e from the Coop which tastes like monkey spunk and is only about 1%. He should thank his lucky stars the ungrateful wretch, why back in my day you were lucky to get a shop that sold beer at all........
Why? It's a fare. You not know any taxi drivers? A neighbour who would run to the offie for you if you drop him a few quid? Ffs Jip, this is alcohol were talking about, move a few mountains man.
Shops over here don't even sell drink. Jip, finger out, stand at your front door till you spot someone you even vaguely know and get them to run to the shop for you.
Us young bucks dont have the luxury memories of drinking petrol in 1974, listening to Jimmy Hendrix on top of a hill during a beautiful sunrise whilst getting jerked off by a buxom blonde
****s the lot of them, it's a known fact that 75% of british men in their late 20s are latent homosexuals.
