What Brownie is saying there is probably a good point, but the way he said it was nothing short of bizarre.
I think he was meaning that you don't have to have a good first touch as a goalscorer if your second touch puts the ball in the back of the net. Maybe I should get a job as his P.A./translator?
That's a new one in me mate. If your first touch is ****e you normally don't get a second touch at the top level. It's total nonsense. He needs a psychiatric nurse, not a PA.
Next he'll be offering some loafers, a pink sweater and some tomato soup to the next killer on the rampage as a way of calming them down
...or claiming that he saved a woman from suicide on the Humber Bridge ...or giving a team talk on the pitch at half time ...or appearing on national TV with a pink sweater draped over his shoulders ...or singing on the pitch after losing a game ...or playing Richard Garcia up front on his own