O/T - Fraizer Campbell In England Squad

What Brownie is saying there is probably a good point, but the way he said it was nothing short of bizarre.

 

I think he was meaning that you don't have to have a good first touch as a goalscorer if your second touch puts the ball in the back of the net. Maybe I should get a job as his P.A./translator?

 

That's a new one in me mate. If your first touch is ****e you normally don't get a second touch at the top level.

It's total nonsense.

He needs a psychiatric nurse, not a PA.

 

I'm afraid Brownie might be having a mental breakdown

 

I think he's well past that stage

 

Next he'll be offering some loafers, a pink sweater and some tomato soup to the next killer on the rampage as a way of calming them down

 

...or claiming that he saved a woman from suicide on the Humber Bridge
...or giving a team talk on the pitch at half time
...or appearing on national TV with a pink sweater draped over his shoulders
...or singing on the pitch after losing a game
...or playing Richard Garcia up front on his own